Naryafluffy
Well-Known Member
I was at Tesco buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog, in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in hospital last time, but that I had lost 50lbs before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out most of my orifaces and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutrionally complete so it works well and i was going to try again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensice care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodles butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say!!!!
I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodles butt and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say!!!!
