The Seven Stages of Aging and Falling Off

LOL! I am probably at stage 6 now. But could fall into any of the stages from 4 to 7! Especially the stage 7 where you tell the husband that you did it gardening! LOL! He might believe that...if I said the vacuum cleaner or iron had attacked me he wouldnt...:D
 
Very true....

When I last came off, instead of bouncing, I just went SPLAT, and lay there wondering if I was dead......

Snap, I was laid on the floor the other day, doing the system checks, and the system re-boot, when my horse looked down at me with the look of
"oh stop milking it, get up, your fine"
 
Oh how I wish I was still at stage 1 or 2 but alas I think im more 5 to 6, brillant though made me smile before work starts
 
lmao I particularly appreciate the one where you are relieved artificial joints are still where they should be. I must admit that the thought my ankle joint might snap, leaving my foot dangling is really scary
 
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