LOL! I am probably at stage 6 now. But could fall into any of the stages from 4 to 7! Especially the stage 7 where you tell the husband that you did it gardening! LOL! He might believe that...if I said the vacuum cleaner or iron had attacked me he wouldnt...
Snap, I was laid on the floor the other day, doing the system checks, and the system re-boot, when my horse looked down at me with the look of
"oh stop milking it, get up, your fine"
lmao I particularly appreciate the one where you are relieved artificial joints are still where they should be. I must admit that the thought my ankle joint might snap, leaving my foot dangling is really scary