the taste of human flesh?

[Box_Of_Frogs]

OK. My (gorgeous) YO is swanning off to Broomies this weekend and has earholed me for Alsatian fatigues. Does anyone have any reliable information as to what human flesh tastes like to three slavering guard dog Alsatians, surprised to find a stranger opening their front door?????

 

[Theresa_F]

Very tasty - suggest you go armed with something to make yourself attractive to them but not in a food way - large treat - hopefully they will then munch that rather than you!

 

[GinaB]

I'll just say I don't envy you! Lol

I'm assuming you've met all the dogs beforehand?

 

[amandathepanda]

Suggest you make friends first before YO goes away & then turn up with suitably yummy doggy treat. Good luck!

 

[Toby_Zaphod]

You should ask my old boss!.........he used to chew may arse off regularly!