The "ultimate" advert.......

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moses06

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Admin, this is a tongue in cheek post - this horse is NOT for sale!!

taking on board all of the comments in the previous post here's my ad!!!

Totally stunning!!
15HH (never measured it just guessed) coloured, county standard show potential (not!) no lumps or bumps (just pretend you can't see the lump on his knee!) has been started NH/Parelli loads of potential but is a cheeky little chappie that's a bit too much for novice owner to cope with - but he loves carrots - sold from field, probably not novice ride, NO TIMEWASTERS POA!!

complete with totally unflattering, useless headshot pic!
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Ooh, how much? Although I think you should have a photo of him with a rug and flymask and you standing on his back ...
 
Your pic is far too good! It needs to be out of focus, and of the wrong horse, the wire should be barbed and saggy too! Add a load of ragwort into the field and then you have the full effect!
 
But this can't be right... your advert said that he is a coloured and he is... I think you should have him down as a chestnut just to be on the safe side. You could also be a bit more gushing at the begining... if your going for absolute perfection you shoudl also have use that god awful txt spk
Try;

total stunna!! im gonna miss ma baybeee.
15HH (abat) coloured, county standard show potential (not!) no lumps or bumps!!!!!!!!!!!! has been started wiv NH/Parelli ldz of potential but is a cheeky little chappie that's a bit too mch fr nvce to cope with - but he loves carrots - sold from field, probably not novice ride, NO TIMEWASTERS POA!!

I know I haven't quite got it... Would still need work...
 
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