Gypley
Well-Known Member
Today I have learnt:
.An awful winter of minimal riding has resulted in zero core strength and the riding abilitly of an 8 year old. I can conclude that by morning, every part of me will ache.
.The top priorty for this weekend is erecting a muck heap, as if I have to bag up one more muck outs worth of poo I will certainly go insane and the men in white coats will cart me away.
Gypsy(19y/o hairy cob/ original inspiration for the My Little Pony characters) has learnt:
. Fighting with mummy whist she's trying to school her results in excess sweat from both parties.
. Mummy, in the end will win and it would have saved us a lot of trotting circles if she would just slow down and soften in the first place.
. Dispite first look of disgust and tap dancing around the yard like Michael Flatley, pig oil being sprayed onto feathers will not kill you.
Boston (2 1/2y/o shirexIDxsomthing coloured who is fast finding his feet) has learnt:
. if whilst mummy is picking your feet out, you decide to turn around and nip her on her ever increasing love handles, she will instantanioisly grow devil horns and turn into the most frightening shouty, cross monster any horse has ever seen...do not nip mummy ANYWHERE, especially on ever increasing love handles.
Mummy has also learnt she bruises like a peach....
Its been one of those days, can you tell?!?
.An awful winter of minimal riding has resulted in zero core strength and the riding abilitly of an 8 year old. I can conclude that by morning, every part of me will ache.
.The top priorty for this weekend is erecting a muck heap, as if I have to bag up one more muck outs worth of poo I will certainly go insane and the men in white coats will cart me away.
Gypsy(19y/o hairy cob/ original inspiration for the My Little Pony characters) has learnt:
. Fighting with mummy whist she's trying to school her results in excess sweat from both parties.
. Mummy, in the end will win and it would have saved us a lot of trotting circles if she would just slow down and soften in the first place.
. Dispite first look of disgust and tap dancing around the yard like Michael Flatley, pig oil being sprayed onto feathers will not kill you.
Boston (2 1/2y/o shirexIDxsomthing coloured who is fast finding his feet) has learnt:
. if whilst mummy is picking your feet out, you decide to turn around and nip her on her ever increasing love handles, she will instantanioisly grow devil horns and turn into the most frightening shouty, cross monster any horse has ever seen...do not nip mummy ANYWHERE, especially on ever increasing love handles.
Mummy has also learnt she bruises like a peach....
Its been one of those days, can you tell?!?
