"Urgent" Notice

[echodomino]

Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys. "Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

 

[dunthing]

That's brilliant and very funny. I think I may have it already. In April, we bought a 7 week old lab puppy who has taken over our lives. I keep thinking how good it would be to have another. I want to move to Exmoor/Dartmoor and have not one, not two but three or four dogs and lots of highland ponies, in various stages of growth. Heaven on earth.

 

[muddygreymare]

Haha there's a horse one of these too Made me smile