Very breezy wardrobe malfunction....

[Carefreegirl]

As I leapt like a gazelle onto J yesterday (huffed and puffed onto the mounting block :wink3 and put my leg over there was an almighty Rrrrrripppp :eek3:

I don't know what was worse the - the sound or the sight J's poor mum had as she was holding the other stirrup :
:biggrin3:

I didn't have time to go home so had to go for it and hope that J decided for once to keep all four trotters on the floor.
It was very chilly to say the least but luckily my lady bits were not visible.

I'm going to put them on eBay under Fetishes :biggrin3: Well you never know, I may get a fiver :wink3:

Sorry if picture is huge but on my phone so can't edit :smile3:

 

[lelly]

Made me chuckle.

 

[Greylegs]

This happened to me once. Thank goodness for sensible underwear!!

I have a friend who always rides in a thong - hates a VPL under her jods apparently. Hope this ever happens to her!! Mind boggling as I type ....lol!

 

[Moggy in Manolos]

Oh blimey! I bet that was a breezy ride!

 

[twiggy2]

Ha Ha Ha that made me smile-sorry childish sense of humour

 

[Echo Bravo]

They just don't use thicker thread anymore.

 

[Carefreegirl]

This happened to me once. Thank goodness for sensible underwear!!

I have a friend who always rides in a thong - hates a VPL under her jods apparently. Hope this ever happens to her!! Mind boggling as I type ....lol!

I'm far to old thongs though as I looked down and had a peek I was relieved to see I was wearing a pair of 'competition knickers'. I have 3 pairs for competing only, after seeing a friend fall off and have her jods cut off to find she was wearing the worst knickers ever (think saggy, grey and hooooge) I decided to invest in some decent draws :biggrin3:

 

[SatansLittleHelper]

PMSL...that would be..er..breezy??

 

[Carefreegirl]

They just don't use thicker thread anymore.

I'd like to agree with you but I've probably eaten to many pies !

 

[Mince Pie]

A friend of mine did something similar in a show ring doing 'handy pony' - fortunately for her it was the seam of the waistband that had split, unfortunately for her it was a big split and she had a massive pair of bright turquoise 'Bridget Jones' knickers on! I must admit we did laugh, lots lol

 

[TandD]

This happened to me once..... When I was having a saddle fitting!!!!!!!!

Highly embarrassing and not something I wish to repeat! I agree with echo, the thread is so rubbish! Brand new pair of £50 breeches and after 2 wears the thread has already come loose and had to be stitched back!

 

[Moomin1]

Hahahaaa!!

I remember that happening to me in school/sixth form donkeys years back! Only difference being, it was my skirt which split! :-O :-O

 

[Abby-Lou]

I'm a member of the breezy club ! LOL ! stopped off at friends for a coffee, I do hope no one saw as jumped back for my crotchless ride home !

 

[dorito]

They certainly don't make jods and breeches like they used to!

That's why I always make sure I match my knickers to my breeches in case of the worst. Proper knickers that is, not those thong-things.

 

[hnmisty]

If it's as cold where you are as it is here I'm surprised you didn't end up with frostbite!

I have a friend who always rides in a thong - hates a VPL under her jods apparently. Hope this ever happens to her!! Mind boggling as I type ....lol!

Ever or never?

 

[Carefreegirl]

They certainly don't make jods and breeches like they used to!

That's why I always make sure I match my knickers to my breeches in case of the worst. Proper knickers that is, not those thong-things.

Wow ! that really is organised (or should I say *anal* snigger snigger)

If it's as cold where you are as it is here I'm surprised you didn't end up with frostbite!



Ever or never?

Hope I'm not the one holding the other stirrup is hers ever split :eek3: