Want a beer with that, shitlands?

Auslander

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I give up. I tried to give the dog some ramen noodles (thai green curry flavour) that my son had made but not eaten. The dog sniffed them and walked away. The gremlins came flying down the field, and Ivan had a huge tantrum because he could see something on the patio that looked like it might be edible. It's not the first time that I've lobbed a handful of something at him - to prove that he isn't going to like it. It never occurred to me for a minute that both of them would be absolutely thrilled, scarf them down, and then beg for more! Sigh
 

suestowford

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Mine will eat anything he can get his chops around.
He begged for a bit of Mango ice cream once, liked it. He stole a whole bag of Mini Cheddars off an unwary passer-by. These Shitlands are Not Normal!
 

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I remember getting Horse and Pony Magazine in the 90s as a child, and they would say to pour a can of Guinness into your pony's feed for a Christmas treat!

There was a news story on our actual national broadcaster once (Ireland) which showed a breeder proud as punch with his Kerry Bog pony stallion, where he proudly boasted about how he gets a pint of Guinness before and after each job. ?
 
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