Wanted. What do you make of this ad

In fact it's got me thinking, I need to get me one of these ads,

First draft:

Dear stupid,

I am offering a forever home (well until she cant breed anymore!) to a free bitch, I only like bitches (coz boys cant have babies!), and it has to be free as I dont want to waste any money, every penny has to be profit! And if you know of any free stud dogs that I can have a lovely litter of pups from that I will sell to any old scag head then please contact me.

PS Did I mention it has to be free?

PPS - lets cut out the middle man and if anyone wants to just give me some money that'd be lovely.

Thanks,

Contact me at:

Heartless bitch,
Puppyfarm
Hell on earth
UK



Hmm might need to re-jig it a bit
 
Not in a great state here:D but there is summit amiss (she obs wants to sell) what if the bitch needs a c section is she going to pay the bill (OR IS SHE THICK AS)and has no though to that!!!!!!!1

=Any bitch pregnant and being passed on this way needs an in pup spay Not passed on!!
 
Not in a great state here:D but there is summit amiss (she obs wants to sell) what if the bitch needs a c section is she going to pay the bill (OR IS SHE THICK AS)and has no though to that!!!!!!!1

=Any bitch pregnant and being passed on this way needs an in pup spay Not passed on!!

Haha worse for wear Im sure. Im quite cynical and dont think this lady is a good samariatan, quite the opposite and agree with a Horsey Lad and CC. I hope no one takes her up on the offer as I dread to think how it will end up.
 
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