Warning RANT - mad people why do they choose our yard????

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It is just a small yard (10 people) and DIY, there are about 7 'permanents' and the remaining 3 places are a bit of a revolving door.
Unfortunatly the 3 places also seem to attract mad women - characterised by owning a totaly unsutable horse and a completly irrational approach to life. We have had a few in the past and either managed to subtly suggest they move on or put up with it till they diecided to move on.

But the most recent installment takes the cake, and shall go by her horses name - Rosie. We had dealt with, and survived a few explosions (her totally loosing her rag and going on a major angry rant at someone - always in the evenings. Then looking sheepish and apologising the next day and completly changing her tune, in 2 months she managed to do this to 8 of us. But these were mere warning tremors leading up to Wednesday explosion.

We all put down rat bait as the feed room has a small rat plauge at the moment, out of politeness we always leave a note on the board saying where we have put it and when, and care is taken that there is no way it could accidently end up in a horses feed.
Anyway Wed AM I put up a note re-fresh poison, Wed PM Rosie finds an empty container near the bin, her horse had been scavenging around there (where it shouldn't have been). She decides that her mare has eaten a large dose of poison goes completly hysterical and calls the vet to come an basically pump out the mares stomach. Now the only reason the container was near (meant to be in the bin) was becasue it was empty in the first place...

She then goes on such a major angry rant making threats and being so unpleasent that one livery packs up and takes her horse away there and then as she is worried what Rosie might do next, by this point convinced that she was unhinged. I get a phone call accusing me of having deliberatly tried to poison her horse (becasue if I put down fresh stuff AM I am obviously responsible for the empty box in the bin (?)), this then progress to a general conspiracy by all to poison her horse
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All this stuff attracts the YO who comes out to find out what the hell is going on, Rosie manages to include her in the conspiracy and starts demanding that the YO/me/anyone at hand pay the vet bill and that the YO returns this months rent (fat chance!).
The end results was that she was asked to leave the property there and then tak eher belongings and not return.
She went to a place down the road, lasted 2 days before that YO had enough and asked her to leave.

We are all so glad that she has gone as everyone was dreading having to feed evenings incase it was your turn to be victim of one of her (unprovoked) rants, it made going to the stables unpleasnt not what you need after a day in the office. But really I feel sorry for the horse who, while fed well wasnt exercised enough and over the whole poisoning thing was given large doses of Vit K (I think) as well as having parrfin pumped through her to 'purge' her system for hours (the poor vet didn't leave till 1am having arrived at about 5pm)

So 3 questions I would love an answer to are:
WHY can't we vet new borders?
WHY can't horse owners be vetted????
WHY on earth does our yard attrach nutters??? The rest of us are sane enough!

PS if you know any SANE people looking for DIY livery in Syndey, NSW tell them to PM me
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Oh dear! Why can't you vet new arrivals? We do to an extent. Our YO is fairly uninvovolved in day to day running of the yard, about the same size as yours we have 12 stables and about 17 horses with the grass liveries, but only about 10 owners as most of us have two or more. OUr YO runs any new livery by us first and will be guided re whether we need a mare or gelding to work well with existing herds etc....maybe you could ask YO if you as a panel of liveries could show prospective clients around ad sneakily vet them at the same time?
 
We've had our fair share of unsuitables as well!

Best one was a woman that bought a half starved Arab x something pony for her daughter (age 9ish) about a week before she moved onto our yard. Fed pony, put it out on spring grass and then complained that pony was too fast.

Apparently it must have been some of the other liveries giving it treats as it wasn't like at the old yard.
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Nothing to do with it being part Arab and being given a brimming feed bucket and 12 hours of grazing then???
 
Hilarious - sorry, not for you though!
I was just posing this question to Teagan today: why does my livery yard collect nutters?
Last night I had an oompa loompa (so much fake tan on it looked like she'd been tango'ed) ask me if I thought her horse had mud rash. After examining the bleeding fetlock, I informed her that more likely it had overreached on itself, which explained why it was hot, puffy and bleeding. 'Oh, her legs are always hot after exercise,' she said, 'as long as it's not mud rash, that's ok'. When I suggested hibiscrub / cold-hosing / wound powder options she just said 'nah, she'll be ok' and off she went.
My other favourite was crazy, insecure, chain-smoking lady with fiercely aggressive horse who battered the bejesus out of the partition between his and my lad's stables. She left after my instructor offered to ride the horse, almost got killed by the horse when it went ballistic in the middle of the road and nearly sat on a car (how she stuck on I'll never know...) and told woman the horse was dangerous so woman accused my instructor (AI etc etc) of ruining the horse. Woman's husband phoned YO and bellowed down the phone about how he was going to 'get' my instructor and that she'd better have a f'ing good lawyer etc etc.
We all had a jolly good laugh about her when she left.
 
I think that whilst most of us are sane and lovely there are a fair share of nutters who leave a trail of chaos in their wake. I think it somtimes brings out the worst in people as you see people that you would never choose to see daily and the fact we lvoe our nags so much means we get emotional easily. Not that I am condomning the OP mad women at all!! I have had my share and still have- my theory kepp yourself to yourself and smile it confuses them x
 
Im glad to hear we are not the only ones who get nutters! The next installment would have to work very hard to be worse!

I think the YO was so shocked by this weeks events that we will get to vet newcomers a bit, but unfortunatly as long as they pay and dont incovenience her (YO) she's not too bothered who comes.

Flicker - I would love to have met you oompa-loopma!
devilwoman - I agree the horses are easy to deal with just spare me the owners!!
 
Our yard has a one months trial period at the end of your first month you can just leave no notice no questions asked and they can give you notice to leave no questions asked.

Seems to keep the nutter contingent at bay and also ensures that the new liveries on the yard knucle down and don't come in making waves and throwing their weight around.

We have a lovely drama free yard of 10 liveries none of whom are nutters
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strangest one we had, was an alcoholic woman, who, one saturday got drunk on numerous cans of beer that she'd bought up in her car, and then all of a sudden, without warning, and in the middle of the afternoon, and in full view of a large group of children ready for a riding lesson and their parents, and all of the liveries, she climbed up the muck head, droped her draws and did a wee! The thing is, our yard has a very nice toilet that she could have used.
 
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