FionaM12
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As title. I've seen "No hoof kickers" in a few horse for sale ads. It usually goes with "No time wasters". Can anyone tell me what a hoof kicker is? :confused3:
Tire kickers. Time wasters
Really tiny people who can actually walk around each hoof and kick the sides of it, whilst sighing/tutting and shaking their heads.
AKA People who turn up to view and decide that the horse is not the one for them after all. A cynical person would say that the hoof kickers have spotted some health issue or behavioural concern, or that they are troubled by the fact that the horse is say grey instead of bay etc.
So, just someone who comes to view, but decides they don't want the horse? So the advertiser could put, "If you view this horse you must buy it" instead. :wink3:
Really tiny people who can actually walk around each hoof and kick the sides of it, whilst sighing/tutting and shaking their heads.
LOL that has made my day picturing the borrowers lol
Hoof kicker = equine equivalent of tyre kicker, i.e a person who shows up soleley to run down said horse in the hope of buying it for next to nothing when in actual fact horse is possibly 4* Badminton material or similar.
PS Not all horses are 4* Badminton material, obviously.
I'd never heard of tyre kickers either. :confused3:
Its the sort of person who turns up to see a 17hh horse and then decide 17hh is too big, or turns up to see a gelding and decide they are not interested as they really wanted a mare!
Tyre kicker: someone who turns up at a car dealership, looks over the car, kicks all the tyres, twiddles all the knobs, opens and shuts all the doors, turns on the radio, then decides it's the wrong colour/ too big/too small/smells funny. AKA time waster. Hoof kicker: same thing only it's a horse they're looking at. It's a US term.
^^this^^
What it isn't, is someone who tries the horse and decides it's not for them for reasons not obvious without trying it, such as not gettig on well together ridden. I also feel it shouldn't apply to someone who offers a lower price having viewed the animal. An offer might be cheeky, but the buyer is taking a chance, perhaps on a horse which isn't quite right for them, but could be improved, and the seller can take it or leave it.
Why would an offer be cheeky? Over here you'd be considered mad if you didn't enter into the spirit and bargain robustly!
Really tiny people who can actually walk around each hoof and kick the sides of it, whilst sighing/tutting and shaking their heads.
LOL that has made my day picturing the borrowers lol
LoL mine too ;-)
Ah, but there are plenty of folk in the UK who take mighty offence if you offer less than they believe is the 'value' of their horse... even if the thing's been on the market forever and not sold, or shows a fault which will make it tricky to sell.
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I read this as hoof knickers to begin with
Thought, which puts knickers on their horses hooves anyway? Doh. Back to school for me haha.