What drink would your horse order at the pub?

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Planning a pub ride tomorrow... Just having a bit of fun after riding last night and wondering what our horses would order..

Crystal -Ex racer - AKA twinkle toes would deff order a creme de menthe...
Saffs - TB/Connemara - Red wine - she's a laid back kind of girl
Jess - Feisty little FB Arab - Vodka & red bull
Mish - Lovely MW Cob - Pint of anything really, and crisps, and peanuts, and a roll up...

Just a bit of fun for Friday :p
 
Being an Irish lad, B would have a Guinness of course :D

Slummy is a poncey tb so would probably have pimms or an alcopop.

Crazy pony would be down town in her velour tracksuit drinking a pint of lager lol
 
Guinness for my Irish lad too - he's definitely a pint sort of bloke. And they'd probably have to keep restocking the crisps if he got wind of them...then he'd need another pint to wash them down
 
Disaronno, on the rocks - because he thinks it makes him look sophisticated

(and probably a sneaky packet of cheese and onion crisps with a pickled egg in too ;))
 
Jimmy would order a coke. Because hes underage and lemonade is a bit too soft lol :)

Roo would probably order some sort of cocktail, :D
 
A nice big pint of lemonade with ice and about twenty packets of crisps for my TB because he doesnt stop eating and would want to keep his head clear as we have a great gallop stretch on the way home from our pub which he LOVES :D
 
Roxy - Guiness, she likes to chill and relax
GW - Stella, because she's evil
Danny - Anything, he's a bit boring so not really bothered what he has
The two welsh youngsters would be on the jaeger bombs :D
 
Hmmmmm - well Kal definitely isn't "metrosexual" he hates being well groomed . . . but he isn't a lager lout either . . . and he definitely likes his fair share of attention. Plus, being Polish he'd have an accent . . . so perhaps for him it would be high end vodka (pronounced WODka, of course), on the rocks.

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Abba would order Jaegermeister. Probably the bottle so she could swig from that while kicking butt playing pool in her fishnets, mini skirt, army boots(no heels for this girl), and boob tube. Probably entirely too much makeup as well. She'd leave on her Harley. The rest of her field mates would be a mix of tee totalers and beer. One Abba in the family is enough.

Terri
 
My girl would definately drink Champagne! probably Bollinger as she's such a posh girl.

As for my old boy he's quite a chilled out lad, think he'd probably have a pint of bitter
 
My wb he would have pink champagne with a strawberry in it (he's very louie spence) and my connie he'd be drinking meths straight from the bottle :eek:
 
There's only one thing for the hairy highland - a generous single malt, no ice. And he'd probably knock it back in one and go for another (... Or two.... Or three!). Cheers .
 
my mare would have a pint of snakebite followed by a pernod and black
no messing and straight to the point-then she would thrash all the blokes at darts, pool, cards and arm wrestling before leaving with a wicked grin on her face
 
Fergs would have a good single malt, true to his highland roots. He'd then proceed to hussle all the smart horses at snooker ;)

J would have a pint of something bitter and traditional, while propping up the bar from his usual spot in the corner, with a big bag of nuts.

Dae would be in a casino, drinking martinis and gambling everyone else's money away!
 
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Chloe would prob have a mojito or Cosmo cos she's a diva

Amber would have an orange juice cos she's our baby horse :D
 
Harvey would be on a pint of Fosters and looking at his reflection in windows and things.
He's an arrogant beast.

Winnie would be on an expensive red wine or something equally rank. Though you'd find her at a members only wine club.. she's much too aloof for a filthy pub.

Bonnie would be on a white wine spritzer followed by shots and falling over showing the world her arse. She's a tart!
 
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