What is the craziest thing you have done to attract the opposite sex?

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Following on from the "I have a plan" post by Starzaan and the Sexy welly dance.

I was just wondering what other crazy things people have done to attract a member of the opposite (or same) sex.

I will start, nothing to daring compared to the "a sexy welly dance" but i once rode a white Arab bare back with no hat :eek: with a bikini top on and my long hair flowing. It worked a treat unfortunately the man in question turned out to not be worth the effort. Hey ho.

So tell me your stories ......
 
I attracted my OH by accident, so none of this craziness was deliberate. But it did all happen on the same day.

* Played rugby in flowery board shorts and a strap top (ok, there may have been some boobage there)
* Got so drunk I forgot to catch myself whilst playing Twister, resulting in me hitting the floor forehead first and toppling over sideways.
* Standing up too quickly so my knees gave and he had to catch me (due to drunkness).

He asked me out a week later. Score!

Love the idea of the white Arab, but I'm somewhat podgy so if I did that people would probably throw rancid vegetables at me.
 
I once saw a bloke in a pub that I thought looked rather sexy. I kept making eye contact, smiling & basically making it obvious that I liked what I saw, whilst building up my nerve with several pints of courage juice. I saw him go to the mens room so I strategically placed myself on his route back to the bar & as we passed I moved in for a smouldering snog. Amazingly I hit my target, even though I had drank too much too fast. I didn't hang around as I suddenly had a panic attack & was worried that he thought I was some kind of slapper monster & I needed to get rid of some of that previously drunk liquid by then, so I stumbled off to the ladies.

Much to my surprise he was waiting for me once I'd done what I needed to do. Great evening, much fun had. Big smile on my face as I remember............

However, from my experience if you have to work too hard, the end result is often a let down. Once you have obtained the end goal, you start to wonder why you bothered & lose interest very quickly.

The only lasting relationships I have had have been when the bloke has done the chasing & the making himself look a fool, not me. I guess I'm just an old fashioned girl at heart.
 
Well it was a good few years ago when i didn’t have the wobbly bits and my boobs stayed in place all on there own. :D

If i did it now it would look more like Mrs Divia (however you spell it) off Little Britton :eek: and it certainly wouldn’t attract a nice man.
 
Hehe great post!!

When I was 15 (alllmost 16) I had my dirst bf who was nearly 18 and had a car (so super cool in my eyes at the time!!!)

I was at the stage where I thought to impress guys you had to like the things they did!

When he mentioned he loved curry... "great me too!!" (this part was actually true!) he suggested we go for one as his favourite was Vindaloo "mmm yeah me too" (having no idea what a vindaloo was!!)
He laughed and said yeah right, but sure enough I ordered the same as him! Up until this point he was pretty impressed I think!

But then I started eating it....
Runny nose,
red ears
eyes watering
.... you know the score!

He never let me live that down :D
 
I (when I have a horse) tend to ride in breeches and a bikini top in the summer (guys can ride with no top on so so can I - before things start to go southwards!). It really does get the guys attention and also is great on the roads for making cars go past you slower!! :) My mum used to laugh as the sexy farmer guy down the road from us used to have a bit of a thing for me but at the time I was completely oblivious - oh to be a teenager who didn't care again!!
 
well at the time , i use to be a size 8 with natural DD boobs all i had to wear when riding was a cleavlege top and cream jods , riding a high spirted racehorse , it worked ever time but now well thats another story ha ha
 
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