What should a man wear for dressage?

[Bus769]

What should a man wear for dressage?

 

[Tiddlypom]

Oh, yawn ?.

Go troll another forum.

 

[ycbm]

Oh, yawn ?.

Go troll another forum.

TP, tut tut, you could be more polite ?

Bus, PLEASE go troll another forum.

 

[Tiddlypom]

Actually, I think from reading another thread that it's best put as 'Bus, go troll another forum, thank you'.

 

[Rowreach]

 

[ycbm]

Actually, I think from reading another thread that it's best put as 'Bus, go troll another forum, thank you'.

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[ycbm]

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THAT is going to give me nightmares!

ETA where is that pony looking ? ?
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[Dasher66]

I hope there’s not going to be a load of busses following this one.

 

[cauda equina]

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Fantabulosa!

 

[Tiddlypom]

^^^^ D66 there's a punch line to that but it may breach forum rules to post it ?.

 

[Dasher66]

I rephrased to swerve that.

 

[PinkvSantaboots]

THAT is going to give me nightmares!

ETA where is that pony looking ? ?
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His definitely got his eye on something!

 

[PinkvSantaboots]

What should a man wear for dressage?

His definitely got his eye on something!

Maybe he thinks it's a small carrot

 

[Rowreach]

Maybe he thinks it's a small carrot

and a couple of crab apples.

 

[PinkvSantaboots]

and a couple of crab apples.

Stop it

 

[PinkvSantaboots]

I feel quite ashamed but I do actually like his boots

 

[mini_b]

I feel quite ashamed but I do actually like his boots

yes but would you wear those for dressage or are they just for men?

 

[PinkvSantaboots]

yes but would you wear those for dressage or are they just for men?

Nooo not dressage they are hunting boots

 

[View]

I hope there’s not going to be a load of busses following this one.

Trust me, the bus I drive is useful

 

[ycbm]

I'm thinking there's something I don't know about buses and punch lines here ?

 

[Renvers]

I'm thinking there's something I don't know about buses and punch lines here ?

Maybe our new HHO friend will teach you some before the school holidays are over

 

[All]

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Your giving me ideas for my next competition

At least they mite not notice how badly i ride

( Delete if inappropriate)

 

[Tiddlypom]

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Wonders just which terms Rowreach entered into the search engine to come up with that delectable image...

 

[Renvers]

Your giving me ideas for my next competition

At least they mite not notice how badly i ride

( Delete if inappropriate)

I would too, if I was that skinny!

 

[Dasher66]

Would that dropped (droopy) noseband even be dressage legal.

 

[ycbm]

Wonders just which terms Rowreach entered into the search engine to come up with that delectable image...

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Strokes per minute?
Catching crabs?
Coxless pairs?
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