What Sort Of Human Your Horse Be?

[soph21]

been talking to a friend today and we were saying what jobs our horses would do and what there hobbies would be etc.... my sec A would be a good looking middle aged man who worked in clarks shoe shop!! and bear my cob would be a dippy but sexy gardener or builder, a hands on man!!!!! and he would love shopping!!!!!

 

[Nailed]

Ted would be a gigilo.
Lou x

 

[custard]

Willow would be some flouncy regency poof from a period drama, think Greg Wise in Sense and Sensibility!

 

[rara007]

Pip would be very sensitive, probably gay man, Ginga would be a grump fat middle aged man, Ajay a grumpy but kinda funny old man and teddy a slightly ponucy stuck up man
!!!

Haz

 

[Happy Bird]

Angel would be beautiful, but an outrageous tart (she'd be a kept woman obviously!) Shadow would be a really sweet Mummy's boy, probably a Doctor or charity worker. Khan would be a moody arty type and probably on the dole by choice.

 

[soph21]

my friend said her mare would own a boutique and be a tart and be obssessed with bags and blokes!!

 

[charlyan]

Min would be a rather naive, foppish Dandy. Tea at the Ritz, dahling? Nothing but the best for me!

 

[kayleigh_and_rocky]

Rocks is the little cute boy at school, the smallest one in the school that wears a cute cap and his shorts go down to the floor, with a cute little blazer on and the cutest blonde floppy hair lol

 

[mickey]

Mick would be handsome, bright and full of charm. Not willing to put up with irritations, rather intolerant (not tolerating fools gladly that is for sure!) and quite moody. But a real high flyer.

 

[dunthing]

I have an oversized highland and he would be a billy bunter type large schoolboy with dirty knees, a frog in his pocket and a large cream cake in his "hand" hoof.

 

[HorseyGirlie]

My TB gelding would be a member of a boy band - the one whose sexuality no one is ever sure...

My OH's CBx mare would be an IT Girl - stroppy, demanding and never to be seen without a glass of champers Dahling!

 

[SirenaXVI]

Sirena would be therapist, calmly listening to my drivel, Celestial would be standing on a street corner, smoking a fag, drinking and being loud, Colin would be like Just William, Minty - a tart with a heart with bright red fingernails and Lluna would be a runway model

 

[Starbucks]

Badger would be one of those rough, not ugly but not good looking men who are charming in a way you can't quite but your finger. But he would kick the crap out of other men he didn't like!


I think he would be some kind of strong labourer type - not too bright!

 

[Christmas_Kate]

G would wear a baseball cap, he'd wear Burberry and have an ASBO slapped on him.
Underneath he'd be soft as anything, love kids and fluffy bunnies, but kill anyone who dare suggest he might...

 

[0ldmare]

Barney would be a builder - work shy, but looking big and hunky (definitely with builders crack on show). Dee Dee would be a pole dancer (little hussy). April a nurse (very caring and gentle and always worrying about everyone else)

 

[Perissa]

LOL I started a thread similar to this on Arabian Lines some ltime ago. The replies were very funny.

Dennis - the grey gelding in my signature, would be an unemployed, hoody and baseball cap wearing lager lout, with lots of gold chains and sovereigns.

TC - arab stallion would be a retired academic, with an eye for the ladies and impeccible manners. He really knows how to wine and dine the ladies.

Minnie and Holly my veteran Shetlands have been housewives all their life and like nothing more than to have a good gossip with the neighbours whilst still enjoying the odd occasion to dress up.

 

[Teasel]

Teasel would be a buxom Irish bar maid - red head of course

 

[SouthWestWhippet]

Polly would be a chav... more specifically she would be the sort of person who talks big with her mates but actually be a coward in a tricky situation. She would definately be on the dole pretending that it is because she is 'too cool' to get a job but really it would be because she is too lazy. She would be the sort of agressive chav that when questioned about anything she says in any detail becomes arguementative and defensive

A really nice sort... why do I love her again?

 

[MagicMelon]

One of my geldings would be a very sexy over-the-top sort of bloke who has never done a days work in his life, loaded daddy gives him all his money so he can cruise for ladies with his guffawing pals in his Lambourgini all day...... In the evenings he'd sniff cocaine, drink Champagne and woow the ladies further!

Second gelding would be a slave! I imagine him rushing about after people saying "yes sir, nothings too much trouble sir". Extremely intelligent, in what spare time he had, he'd be studying for an Astronomy degree or something!

Third gelding would be in a boy band but he'd be the tear-away one like Robbie Williams was in Take That. He'd be the one acting all cute with his floppy hair but behind the scenes he'd be a spoilt brat smoking several fags and moaning "whatever" to his freaking out manager!

Mare would be a hairdresser who spent her evenings re-doing her streaks in weird colours.