What would your horse be like if it were human?

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Just a thought. Over the years, i have often wondered what my horses would be like if they were human.

Okay, so Owen (17.2hh Selle Francais Coloured Gelding) would be one of those really hench men, that is really emotional, and cries a lot. He would also be every ones friend, but the boss at the same time, just by having the authoritive figure.

Domino (14hh New Forest Cob X Coloured Gelding) would be a bully! He would be the prankster in the class, that needs to be the 'popular' one. He would be one of them that was OBSESSED with food, but had so much energy, it burnt off quickly.

Heidi (13.2 Connamara (sp?) Norwegien Fjord X Palimino Mare) would be a lovely old lady, who is very lonely and talks to everyone, about anything. However, she has her off days, so would tell someone where to get off if she woke up on the wrong side of bed!

Harvey (13hh Exmoor X Bay gelding) would be a loner. Always on his own, enjoying being by himself. He would travel, in life and in his mind, and have fantasies that he would live out by himself (almost like the guy form Into the Wild - Alexander Supertramp).

Cassie (12.2hh Chestnut Welsh A Mare) would be the small, weedy runt, who gets bullied by everyone, and is scared of everything. She would live forever with her parents, because she would be to scared to live by herself.

And the munchkins, Jack and Kermit (mini shetties) would be the little kids, who thought it 'cool' to swear, and pick on people bigger/older than them.

So, what would yours be like?

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Comet-(connemarra). The biggest scardy cat ever and hates to get out of bed as he hates his bridle getting put on, and he would be the clean boy also :p but when he is up out of bed he finds it really isnt that bad after all :D
 
mmmmmm well here goes

Big lad would be a grumpy old git sat in a big comfy chair with a smoking jacket on glass of whisky and a monacle in his eye grumbling about everything

Baby - a stressed hot headed model with a big heart but mis understood. always saying or doing wrong thing lol

would I swop them - not on your life :)
 
A bouncer! he is 16.2 coloured cob and very maxi! He shows off if anyone is looking at him, Gives evil looks if he doesn't like something and pushes his weight around and is always where ever the trouble is.
 
Finnegan ( Belgian Warmblood) - Bit of a mummys boy. Thinks he is too cool for school until he gets into a bit of bother and then finds someone for morral support. Friends with everyone and a bit of a joker
 
Mine's the friendly enough teenager who'd prefer to lie around on the couch all day filling his face whilst watching rubbish on the telly. Outside? wassat? Woe betide you if there's nothing left in the kitchen to snack on... Though he's starting to show worrying signs of becoming a clever little tinkering laddish mechanic who knows how things work, like bolts...
 
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My Spirit, is 3 1/2, and is such a character. he has just started to be ridden, and is really not impressed. I have had him since he was a foal, so he's been well handled, and stabled every winter at night since he was born. he really doesnt like doing anymore than he has too, but has a great relationship with my 9 year old son. I'm the one that feeds him, looks after him etc, but he loves Patrick. i think it's because if he was human, he'd be Patrick. They are both so lovable, but hate being asked to do anything that involves work. You ask Patrick, he pretends to have a pain, spirit just tries his best to stand still and not move. You have to see these two together to really understand. they are def two peas in a pod!!!!
 
she would be the alpha class bitch or a high class hooker

she is a nutter when in season and she is the leader of any herd shes in no matter which herd

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You know the bloke who sits in the corner of the pub? Shaven head, earrings, tats up his arms and on his chest, wife beater string vest on (slightly grubby), jeans with his belly hanging over them, belching and farting, and in the bad old days smoking? Also learing at all the girls that come in, winking and shouting 'Ello darlin', how about a bit of howsyerfather then'. Probably a bit of a geezer as well. Thats what my cob would be like, even down to the shaven head and his penchant for posh totty (ie warmbloods).

Mini TX's mare would fit in well into an episode Gossip Girl. Absolutely stunning to look at, moves like a total dream, bats her eyelashes at all the boys and they fall for her. However, is a total and utter bitch!!!!!

Our baby, who is a project for our YO is a like the kid who always wants to be seen to be doing it right, and wanting cuddles all the time for reassurance, bless her.

Yes, we love them both to pieces and wouldnt change them for the world.
 
my-princess-pony said:
Posh Tottie !!!!!
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and she bloody knows it. my friend who knows her quite well know made me nearly wet myself laughing the other day doing a voice over of what the horse was thinking. it went something like this:

horse:i can not believe you think i should hack out, it is so beneither me
me: come on it will be fun, we can go for a gallop.
horse: do you not know who i am, i do dressage for gods sake, eww i just stood in some mud
 
my-princess-pony said:
Got a right tart of a Section A gagging for it.
Any offers ...
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Only as long as she has an impeccable pedigree, is stunning and preferably a competition horse. Our YO buys and sells eventers and we do get some very, very classy warmbloods on our yard. My boy likes to sidle up to them in their stables, or over the fence and stands there and almost says 'How about a bit of rough darlin'. They usually get all flirty and squealy. He's got our mare as his long term girlfriend and when me and Mini TX go out hacking together you can almost see him strutting his stuff, as if to sayy 'Hey look what I've got suckers'. Oddly enough he ignores the over livery's mares. Not quite posh enough.

However, if he cant cant any posh totty, its any port in a storm.
 
My boy would be in a L'oreal advert - because he's worth it! - or at least he thinks he is. Even does the whole mane shaking thing in the wind whilst poncing around the field. He's a proper man-wh*re! :D
 
Ohhh this is an interesting post!!
Hmmmm Speedy would be a aggressive, short tempered, stubburn loner!! I think that basically sums him up :D
 
My boy would be a bit of a comedian that everyone loves to be around & a complete wind up..(chestnut tb who goes round the field greeting all the others and winding them up to get them to play..but they all love him)..The mare on the other hand would be like popular bitch in one of them american teen movies..she don't care about anyone else & is a total diva & spoilt brat (bay tb that i have to have a full blown row with every morning just to change her rug) Great post btw..
 
Mine would be Hansel from Zoolander, or any comedy Owen Wilson character really. Big, bouncy, full of himself, ridiculously good-looking, full of false bravado, but seep down a sensitive soul etc.
Either that or Shrek's donkey, but he's not human.
 
This has been done before however

Toffee- A lovely person who does her best to please and make everyone feel welcome. She would be the kind of person who if you ended up at her house she would present you with cake and tea. However if she had a daily stress like (missing a parcel or clashing a doctors appointment with meeting a friend) she would get her knickers in a right twist :D

Samba-A generally cuddly person who takes things in her stride but every now and again has a full on tantrum/mood swing and makes sure every one knows about it. And probably love a good night out on the tiles :D (she is her owners pony :D )

Jake- A proper chilled out bloke. Enjoys his mates and life, never worries about stuff. never stresses about things. (Like his owner aka my boyf)
 
Ayla - to put it bluntly an attention seeking slut :D

Roxy - one of them food orientated people you see shovelling food down their gobs with their hands dropping huge amounts on the floor, all over themselves and then mopping it all up :D

Beau - a juvenile delinquent...most definately into stealing cars and drinking lots :)
 
Number 1 Pony would be serving a life sentence in some secure wing :D

Number 2 Mare would have a string of foals by different fathers saying "I don't know how it happened, I only turned my back for a second :cool:"

Number 3 Gelding would be minus front teeth and play rugby.
 
Bell would wear a twin set and pearls and drink tea only from bone china made with leaves not bags darling. Always willing to help out and believes manners maketh the man, however if her routine gets upset or there is something out of the ordinary going on it can cause some worry and when she feels 'bullied' or pressured into something she will simply dig her heels in and say no...

River - would've been a lovely gay old man who wore a smoking jacket, drank whiskey and flirted with everyone - male or female. Incredibly friendly to all, but ridiculously loyal to those few in his inner circle. With an eating disorder, a stubborn streak a mile long but a heart gold that made everyone forgive him.

Luca - would've been that kid in class - you know the one you don't know how he gets away with it?! When he was good he was angelic - class pet, but boy when the toys came out the pram didn't the whole world know about it... He also thought he was rather handsome and that everyone should know HOW important he was...

Bell is taking some getting used to after two such bolshy boys but the change is lovely!
 
Alice would be a very attractive, very high class lady of a certain age who would drive around in a classic old convertable with a headscarf. The sort that dine in high class restaurants, but only really push the food around the plate rather than eating it. Believes that she deserves the finer things in life. Is a good role model for the younger generation, in many ways is a bit like an older generation of school head teacher, and would do anything to help anyone.
Very reliable, doesnt like to be fussed over can get a bit silly and bouncy if she has one too many Gin and Tonics.
 
Mine would be a skinhead with DM boots he such a thug and beer belly but he overweight so allready got that and hogged and wears boa boots how close could he be
 
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