Beauchamps - If we can't have "coffin" what about "huntsman's close" should it be "rider with hounds and bird of prey hacking through countryside close". Sorry for hi-jacking but can't believe that - madness. Signed grumpy old woman.
Years ago I went on a clinic round the local pn xc course with a very well known ex-eventer/instructor. Unfortunately the groups were rather too mixed. In my group of 4, two were rather good (one was intermediate level but horse had lost confidence) and two (me included) were less so.
All was going ok, although me and my new best friend were holding back the better two a little. We got to the coffin (niffoc?) and my horse was green so we just popped the ditch on an angle. NBF was dreading this bit as she had coffinitis, but gave it a go at the instructor's insistence.
So of course horse jumped the rails, stopped dead at the ditch, she tipped off and landed full length in it. She lay there moaning, the instructor looked down at her rather disdainfully, paused thoughtfully to check that she was moving, then announced, "Oh well, we will leave this rider here until she recovers, and move on to the next fence". Which she promptly did! I swear she was thinking one down, one to go.
Luckily the girl lying in the ditch had a friend with her who held the horse while she lay winded. Prize for guessing the name of the instructor (or maybe not, I don't want to be sued!).