Hovis was extremely busy yesterday having new shoes fitted and harassing his grandparents. If everyone asks nicely he may post a special New Years diary entry and possibly share this years resolutions!
Right then, that's it I'm going to have a tantrum, a really big TANTRUM unless when I come back from the yard Hovis has written his diary entry. Now come on Hovis it's Monday afternoon. Perhaps you could get yourself a new personal assistant to help. Please Hovis. pretty please.
Well I'm back and still no diary - mega tantrum about to happen, I've taken it out on the cat and the OH who wonders what he's done to upset me - the cat not the OH - who totally understands the importance of me reading Hovis' Diary on a Friday before he is fed.