maddyb
Well-Known Member
look over the stable door i hear someone comeing, hide in the back of stable she is carrying tack, act fast asleep she will never nocitce.
all tacked up.
oh look thouse geese that his at me, tiem for my pay back now they are not looking, sneak up behind them and sneeze on them.
okay i have never been down this part of the yard, i go the other way, hmmm very very very scary ditch down there i know its the other side of the 6 foot wide path and all but very scary lets trot sideways into the field faceing it, turn into the field and OMG WAT IS THAT its okay its just hay on the floor, HAY LETS CHURN IT UP, oh look its all nicly lined up, lets walk straight through some of the lines i am sure the person in the tractor looking at me really wont mind. hmm being told off now for not doing as i was told, i know lets spook at that car thats going past that i can see but will pretend i cant as i can only see the roof of it over the hedge, oh actually scary flag run sideways, lets just plant right here stareing at a house, i mean its not like i have seen a house before or anything, out of the field back up the yard and OMG RUN TO MY STABLE MAYEB NOT THATS TO FAR BEHIND THE DEFFNDER THAT WILL DO, head poking out of the side of the car. its moves adn grunts wat is it, oh right its that pig, the one that always makes a funny smell when i am around, hmmmm okay so scary but now i shall march past head in the air, on look we went psat my stable i wonder why, hang on we are heading into the field which then leads into the field with my dressage arena, okay lets be really annoying and act as though i am scared of ... myself.
so we were in the field went as though we were going round the other field seeing as i did not want to go in the dressage arena.
Whisper: hang on why are you making walk down the hill, i can see the side of the field perfectly well form here thankyou i dont want to go down the hill as i will only have to walk back up it lets just go sideways around it and act like it will eat me if i go down there. back ont the flat facing towards that gate on a slight up hill, she is asking for trot hmmm now to me trot means canter and canter means gallop and gallop means lots of fun and speed and bucking and rearing and lets see how good her balence is up there, canters off, jumping the lines of hay, and stop stare. its thouse dreaded thigns called flowers give them the eveils they could eat us. walk on stop turn look at the tractor going round the field oppersite whats the clicking noice coming from it, i know its been there for the alst 20 minutes thats i have been ridden for but still no time like the present for a nice big spook. spin round walk a bit away from it, hang on she is turning me back towards it okay lets do as she says, oh look its not so scary but still, turn around in the tractors full veiw and POOOOOOOOO.
walk back to stable get untacked walk into the window knock the window sill off, put head in the air look around she will never know it was me.
and that was the end of the hack for us
it was rather entertaining, i shall take him out agian later when the tractor has stopped and dad can walk around with us and its not so hot
bless him he tried his hardest to find everything very scary
sorry its soooo long
all tacked up.
oh look thouse geese that his at me, tiem for my pay back now they are not looking, sneak up behind them and sneeze on them.
okay i have never been down this part of the yard, i go the other way, hmmm very very very scary ditch down there i know its the other side of the 6 foot wide path and all but very scary lets trot sideways into the field faceing it, turn into the field and OMG WAT IS THAT its okay its just hay on the floor, HAY LETS CHURN IT UP, oh look its all nicly lined up, lets walk straight through some of the lines i am sure the person in the tractor looking at me really wont mind. hmm being told off now for not doing as i was told, i know lets spook at that car thats going past that i can see but will pretend i cant as i can only see the roof of it over the hedge, oh actually scary flag run sideways, lets just plant right here stareing at a house, i mean its not like i have seen a house before or anything, out of the field back up the yard and OMG RUN TO MY STABLE MAYEB NOT THATS TO FAR BEHIND THE DEFFNDER THAT WILL DO, head poking out of the side of the car. its moves adn grunts wat is it, oh right its that pig, the one that always makes a funny smell when i am around, hmmmm okay so scary but now i shall march past head in the air, on look we went psat my stable i wonder why, hang on we are heading into the field which then leads into the field with my dressage arena, okay lets be really annoying and act as though i am scared of ... myself.
so we were in the field went as though we were going round the other field seeing as i did not want to go in the dressage arena.
Whisper: hang on why are you making walk down the hill, i can see the side of the field perfectly well form here thankyou i dont want to go down the hill as i will only have to walk back up it lets just go sideways around it and act like it will eat me if i go down there. back ont the flat facing towards that gate on a slight up hill, she is asking for trot hmmm now to me trot means canter and canter means gallop and gallop means lots of fun and speed and bucking and rearing and lets see how good her balence is up there, canters off, jumping the lines of hay, and stop stare. its thouse dreaded thigns called flowers give them the eveils they could eat us. walk on stop turn look at the tractor going round the field oppersite whats the clicking noice coming from it, i know its been there for the alst 20 minutes thats i have been ridden for but still no time like the present for a nice big spook. spin round walk a bit away from it, hang on she is turning me back towards it okay lets do as she says, oh look its not so scary but still, turn around in the tractors full veiw and POOOOOOOOO.
walk back to stable get untacked walk into the window knock the window sill off, put head in the air look around she will never know it was me.
and that was the end of the hack for us
it was rather entertaining, i shall take him out agian later when the tractor has stopped and dad can walk around with us and its not so hot
bless him he tried his hardest to find everything very scary
sorry its soooo long