Who wants a H&H Singles thread on H&H? Man for AUCTION?

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Who here would like to see a singles thread on H&H forums?

After reading last week's thread on equestrian single men, I tried to register on muddy matches, but the profile got thrown out for posting an inappropriate profile (see below) and also putting a main picture on with me wearing a crash hat. Well, I don't "do" petty rules, so removed the profile
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This was the ad - pls comment if it was inappropriate!

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I'm a very sociable and lively guy, who'd love to meet a sporty, cosmopolitan girl who loves her hunting, teamchasing, sailing & skiing, but surely someone Muddy & Fabulous can save me? I keep falling for these glamourous urban chicks - help!!!

Bright, well spoken, educated, naughty, I simply love life, having fun and of course racey, horsey girls!

Do you too enjoy watching and playing sports, adore the outdoors, hot & snowy holidays? I run, can be forced into tennis, loathe golf & gardening, sail dinghies/yachts/race boats. I've just sold my own horse so anyone with a spare teamchaser - please, please, please hire to me!

The other stuff? I refuse to work out but run daily, read, love movies, good meals out and especially chilled times in, plus can cook pretty ok for a guy
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Nightclubs, parties, the odd hunt ball are fab, but I'm not a fan of being dressed up and paraded at charity events or church so no getting ideas!

I own and run a business in London which I used to enjoy and work hard at. Courtesy of the credit crunch, it'll be quiet for the next year or two, so am footloose & fancy free, and thus currently catching up with loads of travelling, long distance sailing, learning italian, and a few useful odd things like web design & reeling!

I'm not a one night stand person but would enjoy meeting a warm, funny, gutsy and attractive girl, who has it in her to be loyal and could become long term. London, M3/M4/A303 would be ideal!
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If this doesnt get a few replies (pm welcome), maybe I'll try auctioning myself on Ebay
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Any other singles, add your own profile onto the message thread if you dare!
 
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age?!?!?!
dont know why they thought that was inappropriate!

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cough
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25 years' experience of being 21
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and target age - 35/45 - unless that is, anyone 30/50 wants to bid for me!
 
That was implied in the profile, Loopyloop - those glamourous urban chicks! Always fell for hopelessly unsuitable, wimpy types, but not no longer!
 
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sorry and your single why.....................
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Just a wild stab in the dark - probably because he gives his undivided attention to his horse instead of them and takes them to places like Burghley Horse Trials - which surprise surprise has horses there!!

All completely normal to us with horses but an alien world to some city dwellers....;-)
 
Go sign up again on MM... Who knows. I may bump into you on there...

Oooh, and on the 12th and 13th February in advance of Valentine's day, they are giving 2 days full membership of the site to anyone with a completed profile....

So hot foot it over to there all you single ladies...(and boys) x
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Well I think you sound too good to be true! But the very best of luck to you!!
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I am true, and certainly not good! 250 views in the first hour, but only 1 pm (thanks uknowho xx) - come on girls there's NO RESERVE!

And where are all the million H&H single girls with balls to put their own profile's up?
 
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I think you will get loads more response in the Soap box!!
ie... youll be jumped on!! lol
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Post your original post in there xx

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Jumped On?
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really - what/where is this soap box (feigning disinterest smiley)
 
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And where are all the million H&H single girls with balls to put their own profile's up?

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Ok Buzz - you asked for it!

'I can't believe your still single...' Well neither can I, and if I had a £1 for every time some one has said that to me I would be a millionaire!
Apart from a busy full time job which involves a lot of travelling I have 2 horses and a dog which take up most of my spare time. For holidays I like to go somewhere hot where I can dive and lie around in the sun!
When not working or doing my horses I do all the 'normal' things like spend time with friends and family etc
Have recently developed a new addicition - became a member of HHO and now don't seem to have time for anything else.....! ;-)
 
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If this doesnt get a few replies (pm welcome), maybe I'll try auctioning myself on Ebay
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Any other singles, add your own profile onto the message thread if you dare!

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eBay rules include no selling of livestock...
 

'And where are all the million H&H single girls with balls to put their own profile's up? '




There are lots of us out there....!! Some on MM, some just lurking on HHO!
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Do you ride in a particular team? (teamchasing)
 
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If this doesnt get a few replies (pm welcome), maybe I'll try auctioning myself on Ebay
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Any other singles, add your own profile onto the message thread if you dare!

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eBay rules include no selling of livestock...

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True but at buzz age its more of a rescue case
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This was the ad - pls comment if it was inappropriate!

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Your ad contains the following -

naughty
racey
hot
one night stand

they probably have an automated filter that looks for "inappropriate words" like those ^^^ and refused to post your profile ...
 
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This was the ad - pls comment if it was inappropriate!

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Your ad contains the following -

naughty
racey
hot
one night stand

Well, Lobelia Whitehouse, methinks you're being a tad prudish - the last line was NOT a one night stand, and I should be working not on this forum at the mo, so that takles care of the naughty, and I'm still waiting to hear from any female jump jockey up for the Dubai Grand National!

But you're probably right really - at least I won't get done under the trades desription act!

Alas, my post of soapbox got deleted - seems like sense of humour's in short supply!

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they probably have an automated filter that looks for "inappropriate words" like those ^^^ and refused to post your profile ...

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Alas, my post of soapbox got deleted - seems like sense of humour's in short supply!

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they probably have an automated filter that looks for "inappropriate words" like those ^^^ and refused to post your profile ...

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Oh dear - not much luck then!!

HHO probably won't want to run a thread for Singles because they want you to PAY via their Singles adverts in the mag.

It would cost you a BOMB to put that advert in.

You'd have to do the usual: "Horsey man looking for horsey woman with GSOH. All replies answered...." Would only cost you £50
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Alas, my post of soapbox got deleted - seems like sense of humour's in short supply!


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Is that yesterday's post in soapbox? I was reading it just now. Or was there a third one
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and that got deleted?

P.S. 36, London, no horse
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