WHY did I get a spaniel...

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Spudlet

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He was being so good... he was doing so well.... his recall with the new signal was great... and then the little SODBAG saw something in the woods and took off like a rocket, off the path and onto private land into a little copse between two fields full of pigs:eek::mad::mad::mad::mad: I nearly had heart failure! I thought he was going to get shot, or eaten by a pig! Or both! I had to climb through a load of woods with a streaming cold, screaming for the dog and coughing my lungs up in turn, and then when he came back say 'good dog' through gritted teeth! And then, as we were climbing back, there were two idiots with a pointer on a lead looking at me like I was crazy!:mad::mad::mad:

Rahhhhhhhhh:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

WHY ME????:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Apart from that, we had a lovely walk...
 
No, I HATE him:p He smells like pooh :p Who let him get on this sofa:rolleyes:

Goodness what the people with the pointer thought, to see this madwoman come climbing through the undergrowth, sneezing and swearing like a navvy:o They were right miserable sods though anyway, hate them too:mad:

I hate everyone *sniffles and sneezes*:mad:
 
Because despite your cold, despite his naughtiness, you...












..are more mentally unstable than he is? That is the only reason I can think of that anyone has a Spaniel :D

(Although my dog is currently polishing his halo, as it has been weeks since he required a telling off! He recalled off dogs, people AND a low flying sparrow today! :D But don't fear, he is planning something big, especially as I just thew out his stinking duvet that padded his man cave and replaced it with a lovely padded wool mat - '...but it doesn't smell the same, I don't want to go in there...' :mad: :D)
 
:D did you go a lovely shade of embarrassment pink?!
Don't worry, I'm always appearing out of random bushes and hedges and startling people, get some well dodgy looks! :p
Disclaimer; also to retrieve dogs and more commonly ferrets....I don't just hide in bushes like some weird pervert or something!! :p
 
You are having what is commonly know as a "GAZEY HIZZY FIT" it will pass and you will realise it's all part and parcel of owning a dog:rolleyes::D
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I bet you did not phone the Dogs Trust though and have a fit down the line:rolleyes:

I chuckled the "eaten by a pig part":D
 
I had the same issue with Henry last week when I threw his vile fleece out - he was Not Amused:mad: Maybe this was Henry's revenge then?
 
I was too cross to go pink - I scowled at them and they scuttled off:o It wasn't as bad as the time I was playing hide and seek with Henry and jumped out from behind a bush - and it wasn't him:o:o:o:o

Cayla, I am going to complain, they have rehomed a defective dog to me, I want a refund:p:D Those pigs are huge you know, they would definitely win!:eek:

At least I have memorable walks:D
 
Honestly Spudlet, it is nothing to do with Henry being a spaniel, it is these flipping rescue places :mad: They give you what they CLAIM is a properly trained dog which has recall, and this is what happens :eek::rolleyes:

You have my complete sympathy :D:D
 
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If it is any consolation St Sweep used to be really naughty:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: - he suddenly grew up and calmed down when he turned 11 :eek::eek::eek:- not long to go then......:D:D:D
 
There must be something in the water. Cousin Crow did a runner yesterday, and ended up squeezing through a hole into a henhouse. Thankfully, all she wanted was to sit there and gab with the hens :)

I dunno. Maybe the pigs had something interesting to say to Henry, too.
 
Otto would also like to say Pigs give nasty electric shocks! Well the two that live outside his house do, he only went to say hello and got zapped right on the nose! He is convinced it has something to do with their grunting, as now, whenever they grunt he hits the deck!! :D
 
PMSL! At least i dont have to walk my pup yet!

But if it is any consolation, I am sure your puppy doesnt steal everything and anything which is to be found lower than about 3 foot. Nothing is safe in our house! LOL!
 
Is it too late to send Harvey back?

What have I let myself in for? :D:D:D:D:D

I can picture the scene. It's a good job you and Gazey didn't have a "bat line" to each other!

Baaaad Henry smelling the bacon!
 
dozzie said:
PMSL! At least i dont have to walk my pup yet!

But if it is any consolation, I am sure your puppy doesnt steal everything and anything which is to be found lower than about 3 foot. Nothing is safe in our house! LOL!
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No, he can reach higher than 3 foot - just ask my colleague whose lunch he has eaten on more than one occasion...:mad::o

Patches, can you imagine! More like the batty line than the bat line!:D
 
Oh Windsor was just out to please himself but Midget especially tries so hard bless her. She is a bit dim though. Tina is the same, although as she gets older she prefers to sleep :D
 
Mika and Flyn's recall is normall brilliant - never had a problem. For some reason Flyn has now decided I am talking in a foreign language and come here is now translated to lie down (she hasn't even been taught lie down).

Believe me, once she's down, she's down and there's nothing for it but to go and get her.

Come to think of it, is the boot on the other foot - is she recalling me? Is she secretly saying bloody stupid human, wish I could send her back while she's watching me gesticulating like a loon. I just don't know!
 
Biggest requirement for spangle ownership.....masochism.

I think we must have all been very wicked in a past life. LOL.
 
dozzie said:
PMSL! At least i dont have to walk my pup yet!

But if it is any consolation, I am sure your puppy doesnt steal everything and anything which is to be found lower than about 3 foot. Nothing is safe in our house! LOL!
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My puppy steals everything, above or below 3 ft! lol

Washing from the piles on the table, shoes, coats, cushions from the furniture, coasters, coal from the coal skuttle which he then likes to crunch on my CREAM rug, logs, wires from the tv, my mobile, cat food, cat pooh....need I go on?

His favourite is diving on you when you're eating. Strangely he no longer does this to me as his face met my hand sharply the last time he tried that. I didn't mean to thump he, I was trying to block him...honest! :eek:
 
The only things Otto steals and Socks and Underwear, annoyingly he can open my underwear drawer and often appears with bras! :mad: He also has a bit of a shoe fetish, but I am using that to my advantage and he will now bring me dog walking shoes to me when asked! :D
 
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