Arizahn
Well-Known Member
...do you insist on dropping your toys in the deep bit of the bog? And then crying about it when I can't find them? For that matter, can you stop trying to herd the cats? They are mocking you. It's embarrassing. Really I know they all look very similar, but if you can't tell them apart, then leave them be and stop trying to arrange them about the room! It won't work. They swop back when you aren't looking...
And you, mad Lab! Stop throwing empty food bowls at me! Oh, and sleeping by the fridge will not get you more food. You are on a diet. Tough.
Eldest dog, there are no zombies outside. Stop randomly sitting up and staring at thin air. You are scaring the younger dogs...and me!
Younger dogs, please remember that you are in fact house trained. Not house trained when it suits you, fully house trained. The door is open. You are outside. Do your business out there. No, not in the vegetable patch! What do you mean, you ate the lettuce?
Peas are not dog food. I cannot emphasise this enough.
Fine. Have some peas.
And banana.
Remind me why I bought all that meat for you? Seriously, it's like living with a vegan sometimes!
And you, mad Lab! Stop throwing empty food bowls at me! Oh, and sleeping by the fridge will not get you more food. You are on a diet. Tough.
Eldest dog, there are no zombies outside. Stop randomly sitting up and staring at thin air. You are scaring the younger dogs...and me!
Younger dogs, please remember that you are in fact house trained. Not house trained when it suits you, fully house trained. The door is open. You are outside. Do your business out there. No, not in the vegetable patch! What do you mean, you ate the lettuce?
Peas are not dog food. I cannot emphasise this enough.
Fine. Have some peas.
And banana.
Remind me why I bought all that meat for you? Seriously, it's like living with a vegan sometimes!
