Why is there a cob in the hay barn?

[StephBiscuit]

What random things have you heard being said around the yard?

 

[rabatsa]

Does anyone know who has left a bra in the toilet?

 

[Petalpoos]

In answer to the original comment: "Because there is food in there".

 

[sjb10]

Yeah, like where else would a cob be given any choice in the matter

 

[tiahatti]

When my daughter was little, she used to say Mum, Goldie likes his carrots peeled, he doesn't like the skin.

 

[Mrs. Jingle]

Who the @8%* owns that child ...surprised and very loudly on an adults only yard. 18 month old had crawled through the very thick hedge from a property next door to the paddock and was happily playing in the sand while horses mooched about around her.

 

[Meredith]

My horses are at home so not a yard question precisely but daughter asks
“Why is the watering can in the middle of the hall?”

 

[Reacher]

We had a TB who was a bit of an escape artist who got into our hay barn and planted his feet never to want to move them again.
He also got into the vegetable garden behind the stable when I left the gate open (with retired mare bleating frantically) and into the back garden when mr Reacher left the gate open (with retired mare hot on his heels).
He also lifted a padlocked gate off its hinges and went for a walk with retired mare in hot pursuit

 

[miss_c]

‘Why are there hoof prints in the garden?’

G had escaped and spent the night grazing in the garden...

 

[EventingMum]

A passer-by called in to report some of our horses were lying flat out in the field one sunny day, when she was told there were fine, just enjoying a snooze she looked at her watch and said "What at this time in the morning!" She obviously decided our horses were extremely lazy not to be up and about!