why we horse riders get all the dates

[only_me]

16 Reasons To Date A Horseback Rider

1.We have 4 speeds and many positions

2.We wear tight pants and tall boots

3.We love getting dirty

4.We know how to ride our mounts

5.We perform well with animals

6.We like to be in control

7.We’ll ride it for hours

8.We know how to handle a big girth

9.We get off easy

10.We’re always on top

11.We like it rough

12.We have our legs spread all day long

13.We love using whips

14.Stradling is our natural position

15.We don’t mind being bucked around

16.Endurance riders do it longer

P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!


lol

 

[Spot_the_Risk]

Don't show this to my husband, I might have to live up to it!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mavis]

1 good reason not to date a horse rider:

I am used to 16 hands between my legs. Anything less is a crashing disappointment.

 

[spike123]

pmsl

 

[ChestnutMonty]

lol!

 

[DiablosGold]

LOL!!!!