Alec Swan
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On the first day of school, children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florists son brought teacher a beautiful bouquet of flowers.
The sweet shop owners child handed over a very attractive box of chocolates.
The son of the local publican, placed a large and heavy box, on teachers desk.
Teacher lifted the box, and noticed that it was leaking a little.
She touched the damp area, with her finger, and licked it.
"Is it beer"? she asked.
"No", came the reply.
"Is it champagne"? she enquired.
"No" came the reply.........
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"Our bitch has just had pups, and that's one of them"!!
The florists son brought teacher a beautiful bouquet of flowers.
The sweet shop owners child handed over a very attractive box of chocolates.
The son of the local publican, placed a large and heavy box, on teachers desk.
Teacher lifted the box, and noticed that it was leaking a little.
She touched the damp area, with her finger, and licked it.
"Is it beer"? she asked.
"No", came the reply.
"Is it champagne"? she enquired.
"No" came the reply.........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Our bitch has just had pups, and that's one of them"!!
