Would this be OK

[lachlanandmarcus]

I have an 83 hand falabella stallion and he is regarded as the dingle dongles by all the judges and I am pretty sure he is London 2012 cert for the high hup leaps competition as he is sponsored by a moist wipes company which is great for removing his eye makeup but do you think that a 28 inch Farterigo monoblockflap bridle and grackle saddle with barbles and flingons would be too much for him? ;-) Please only genuine comments as he is worth many tens of 'fahhhhsends' on Dragon Driving and is the only entire son of The Other Horse.

 

[lq22]

i think you should start working on parelli with him to be honest. Any old tack you have will do as it won't hurt him as long as it isn't on for very long (8 hours max).

 

[Shooting Star]

Pretty sure they'd be fine but only if using a dutch gag at the same time (single rein, bottom ring)

it looks like the bar is open now - maybe you wandered into the lounge by mistake, your speach seems a little slurred?!

 

[Batgirl]

I think as long as you don't weigh over 3 stone and you make sure that the tack matches it might be okay but make sure that you use the doobrey wotsits and doodahs.

*nods sagely*

 

[MrsMozart]

Depends on whether he's coloured and if so what flavour.

His digress mustn't at any point dongle and his elongate must at all times follow his longitude.

He must be down and round whilst maintaining long and low through the uphill, with the inside following through to the ousted and the drive coming from the core.

Got that?

*joins Batgirl in nodding sagely*

 

[patchwork puzzle]

Depends on whether he's coloured and if so what flavour.

His digress mustn't at any point dongle and his elongate must at all times follow his longitude.

He must be down and round whilst maintaining long and low through the uphill, with the inside following through to the ousted and the drive coming from the core.

Got that?

*joins Batgirl in nodding sagely*

Fantastic!!! The sort of advise the horse world has been waiting a long time for!
easy to understand and making perfect sense

 

[Hampshire]

Hehehe too funny :-D

 

[Clippy]

If you fasten his tail to your hat, it will help with your position at rising canter

 

[lachlanandmarcus]

thanks guys ))) tee hee!!!!
almost certain to represent GB now, Greenwich here we come!

 

[maggiehorse]

can i bring my mare to have babies with him? shes a 16 hh 28 yr old tb and my horse comunicator said that shes so grumpy cos shes not had a baby yet , i knew that inspector was talking rubbish about her weight .....

 

[lachlanandmarcus]

Well yes Maggiehorse she sounds an ideal maiden mare but can I just point out that he might not be able to manage it with his Snuggyhood rug on and obviously that is never take off as he might get dirty and he can only serve mares when his biorhythmns are in Aquarius because he is so elite?

I have now decided on a parelli broccoli stick for his training and we are going to master the Seven Games of Inner Peace between bringing in time and his shiatsu session.

BTW I should have said to anyone planning to use my stally that he is tested and confirmed homozgous for cleft ears and unicorn horns so you will really be noticed in the ring. Should add quality and scope to any mare as we have a wide range of mounting blocks.

 

[WelshRuby]

Are you all hungover after last night/this morning??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is so funny, tho'!

 

[Lwhite]

Are you sure his is the only entire son of "THE OTHER" horse as I think I may have his bro here although a tad taller at 12 ins with the usual bumbee tartan markings over his posteriority bumps.

 

[lachlanandmarcus]

I think your one is by the T'Other Other Horse. You can tell if he has a prophets mark in his viglen and a hare lip? The Other Horse was Paddy Pennypinchers horse and could reach 45mph pacing pulling a turnip wagon conversion of his scurry carriage? Is that the right one? He only had three legs after an incident at Olympia with a diamante chaff cutter and his draw reins?

 

[MrsMozart]

Fantastic!!! The sort of advise the horse world has been waiting a long time for!
easy to understand and making perfect sense

Damn! Will have to change it immediately....

*totters off to review own particular level of gobbledegookability*