You know your a horsey girl when....Suggestions

[stacey_lou]

Was talking to some freinds today about the suffolk show and they were saying that it wouldnt be fun cuz of the weather yet id be happy sat in the mud and rain if I could watch the Sj lol so it made me think.
Ill start

You know your a horsey girl when..youd rather spend the day in yard muck and mud than do a mud face pack at home.

 

[TS_]

You know you're a horsey girl when ... the only items in your wardrobe are jodhpurs, polo tops and riding boots. Whereas you horse has a selection of rugs dependant on may different factors, new shoes avery month, and more items of clothing than yourself

Also see my post below

 

[chocolate86]

You know you're a horsey girl when... you're non-horsey friends complain their cars are dirty and you wonder what dirt they are talking about :S

 

[stacey_lou]

pmsl I like that one
I realised I was to horsey yesterday when I was going shopping and it was raining and the only pair of water proof shoes I could find were my muckers lol so I went out in flip flops lol

 

[chocolate86]

Also when you can't remember your last sunday lie... wouldn't have it any other way... actually wud like to teach neddie to feed and turn himself out but wud miss my mornings cuddles!!

 

[TelH]

when you find bits of hay/straw/shavings in places you didn't even know you had...and you cannot grasp the concept of what non horse owning peeps do to fill their time.

 

[A1fie]

You know you're a horsey girl when . . . . . you spend a minimum of 1 hours every day grooming your horse and spend about 1 hour a week grooming yourself!!

 

[FrankieBoy]

You know your a horsey girl...When you havent been on holiday in three years, and you cant go on a romantic trip away with your OH this weekend cos theres no one to do your horses.
Im still bitter about that one

 

[Twizzel]

The inside of your car resembles a stable and the boot is a mobile tack room

 

[stacey_lou]

You know your a horesey girl when... your horse has more expensive clothing than you and a wide selection of veg and fruit in his tea. My Ex used to moan like hell that my boy had better feed than him lol

 

[joey1999]

When your relatives invite you to their kids Christenings and you say you can't go because you are competing! (no idea why it doesn't go down too well?!!!)

 

[megwan1]

haha this is funny!!!

you know ur a horsy girl when..... ur standard outfit is jeans, boots and a joules top (i mean for everywere and boots are obv either dubarrys or yard boots of some variety)

 

[Taffyhorse]

... you choose a rug for your ned for your birthday present rather than jewellery for yourself...

My OH is still slightly shocked by that one

 

[Taboo1968]

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haha this is funny!!!

you know ur a horsy girl when..... ur standard outfit is jeans, boots and a joules top (i mean for everywere and boots are obv either dubarrys or yard boots of some variety)

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God thats me down to a T!!!!!

You know your a horsey girl when...............your horse has a new set of shoes every 6 weeks, yet you haven't replaced your reeboks for two years!!!!

 

[TS_]

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haha this is funny!!!

you know ur a horsy girl when..... ur standard outfit is jeans, boots and a joules top (i mean for everywere and boots are obv either dubarrys or yard boots of some variety)

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This is funny because for non dress code days at college I wear exactly this except with my school shoes!

 

[tendon_boot]

When you nd the OH discuss weddings, you then decide you'd much rather a new lorry ... enough said my grandmother wont be impressed in the slightest but my horses will be

 

[emma69]

... when people ask you old old your baby is when in Boots stocking up of sudocrem, cotton wool and nappies and you can't understand why they think you have a baby!

...when you can discuss the best way to wash willies with a straight face

...when you stand in the check out line at Tescos and think parents should really check their children's nappies more often...until you realise it is in fact you that smells

...when you have boyfriends back out of your rooms slowly, and you realise it is because you have 3 whips, a very torturous looking metal contraption (chifney), leather chaps and a set of spurs piles hanging off the footboard of your bed.

...when you go to pay for things in the supermarket, you have to empty out polos, baling twine, some pony nuts and a hoof pick before you find money

...you have self medicated with items from your horses' first aid box

 

[DiamondSR]

You haven't been to the dentist or had a hair cut in at least a year (apart from the time you attempted a self-trim with your solo comb), however your horse is seen at least weekly by the dentist/chiroptractor/physio/vet/farrier and has his physical condition mantained to a degree not dissimilar to that of an olympic althlete.

 

[Hovis_and_SidsMum]

When you go to the physio and have to remove shavings from your underwear
When you make a policeman blush when opening the car boot and revealing various whips, leather chaps, spurs and various leather straps.
When you refer to your "boys" and seem surprised people think you have kids
You have more riding boots then normal boots
When people refuse lifts in your very nice sports car because it smells so bad .....and you can't smell anything
When you constantly have a folding hoof pick in your pocket
When you nudge your relatives out of the way with your hip, murmuring "over" at the same time
When you clean out your stable more often than your house

 

[loopyloop]

when you're walking down the hospital corridor at work and put your hand in your coat pocket and pull out five horse treats to the amusement of your colleagues.........

 

[DiamondSR]

...oh yes, and when you click at your OH to get him to walk faster up the road...

 

[Pixxie]

when you are devastated that you go to the tack shop and find you have nothing to buy

when you prefer to go shopping for a new rug

when someone complains that you need to go shopping because you walk around in skanky clothes 24/7 and the nag has a designer wardrobe

x

 

[Rowreach]

When you are astounded by how much other people spend on their annual holiday (but you haven't actually totted up what you spend each month on your horse

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[Hippona]

You know you're a horsey girl when.....

You tell your kids you will be picking them up from school and they beg you to change out of your yard gear before entering the playground......and you honestly can't understand why

 

[Groom42]

when the checkout girl at Sainsbury's wrinkles her nose and looks with disdain at the trail of mud and shavings behind you!

 

[Pixxie]

when you dont go to your friends 21st cos the horse needed the farrier and then you had a WHW lecture on weight and condition

 

[Annagain]

...when your horse's stable is spotless but your kitchen / bathroom's disgusting and you spend two hours sweeping the yard to avoid going home to hoover.

 

[Persephone]

You walk into a shop and announce rhetorically "Do I smell?"

 

[Persephone]

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...oh yes, and when you click at your OH to get him to walk faster up the road...

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I'm guilty of that one lol! and getting people to move over in the kitchen by clicking at them!

 

[Hippona]

when......

....you tap your daughters leg so she will pick her foot up so you can get her shoe on.....

....you tell OH/kids to 'move over' instead of saying 'excuse me'

....your shopping has to go on the back seat because the boot is full of saddles/rugs/headcollars etc etc

....people stop you and ask you if you have any 'spare' horse poo for their gardens