You know your horsey when...

[HorsesRule2009]

I seen this image on fb and instantly thought - yeah pretty standard when the purple spray leaks.

😂🤦🏼‍♀️😂
But the quote with it was
'only blonde girls know whats going on'

 

[Gloi]

Thrush buster!!

 

[SamBean]

Isn't that image the purple shampoo for blonde hair? At least that will wash off - purple spray looks like you've carried out a robbery when you hear about the dyes in suitcases! I made the mistake of buying some purple spray online - th e cap cracked during transit so can imagine the state of me when I unwrapped it.

 

[catkin]

I've been in important meetings with purple freckles before now

Only thing worse is Ko-cho-line, and of course you have to use your hands to rub it in properly. Note to self: don't answer the door whilst using it - can be a bit offputting to the caller.

 

[Shavings]

2 weeks ago i had to go to work with orange around my mouth and on my chin..

spent the day in the kitchen trying to scrub it (and layers of skin) off

i had been spraying iodine in to chances feet in the morning, spray trigger stopped so i turned the bottle to my face... bad move

2 of my co workers kept singing "umplalumpa..dop ba de do" all day...

 

[scruffyponies]

You get funny looks from folk as you turn out your pockets looking for something, only to reveal half a dozen fence staples, a bit of baler twine, a hoofpick, half a mouldy carrot and a layer of green powder which might once have been a horse treat.

 

[Petalpoos]

Not just horsey girls bear the 'scars'.

Legend has it near me that..back in the 70s a local farmer sold several acres of land at the back of the village for a huge housing estate. With some of the cash he bought a big new BMW with white leather seats. Shortly thereafter he left an aerosol of purple spray on the dashboard on a hot sunny day. You can guess the rest . He never got much sympathy as everyone was p@%%$d with him for selling the fields (and, probably, for becoming a millionaire!).

 

[Annagain]

I'm blonde and own a grey. Mum bought me purple shampoo for Christmas and I'm already planning on trying it on the horse as soon as it's warm enough.