Recent content by Whelk

Loves ya too not so evil sea witch, I will tutor you in the mating behaviour of whelks, It is something along the lines of poking your head out of your shell and saying 'fancy a sh*g' works very well for us :D:D As my alter ego I have watched your thread and I too have rolled with laughter...

slithers off to investigate the wherabouts of the other pot...

of course you can, too many scallops in the sea for my liking anyway, eat away! Oh and apology accepted :D:D

p.s can I have my very own rock in there too?

Have googled axelotl, That would do nicely, thank you. Could you get me a man whelk from the sea (and promise not to suck him dry?) I do so enjoy the company of my own kind. I will call off Lenny Lobster from kicking your behind and of course keep quiet about your rather freeky soul sucking...

daaarling, it is the whelk the movie, a wonderful tale of survival and heroism (from whelk) Starzaan is going to be in my movie. I will of course be an eye catching beauty (probably played by myself) http://www.caseashells.com/images/seashells/large/aw_atlanticwhelk.gif Starzaan will of...

course you can, you are my friend:D Now theres an idea, I could write my version of the story on one side of the book (which would be the truth);) and it could be one of those books where you turn it upside down and back to front to read the other story.... the evil soul suckers story...

touche;) I was going to plumb for boy but eered on the side of caution... right, back into character: Heeeeeelp, crazy mad evil whelk soul sucking psycho on the loose with kitchen knife aaaarrrrrgh!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: FFS some one get her FF to sh*g her and sort her out...

dear soul sucker, catch me if you can... I am not in the bucket or the boiling pot you put me in... I am wreaking havoc in your house, I am clever and cunning and you will never find me:p:p:p I don't think your Great Dane is trained as a sniffer dog is it?:confused: oh, what flavoured...

dear soul sucking sea witch, I don't like dogs, and I am certain that if you do that to me you great dane will not like seafood cause I will stick in his throat, I have however made friends with your great dane today and he reassures me that he/she will piddle on your leg and in those rubber...

I'm back, She put me in a pot, completely on my own with water and some stuff called wine, it started to get warm... she was going to eat me:eek::eek: I slithered out of the pot and very quietly out of the kitchen which was hard, you may not know this but us whelks are so beautiful it is...

Camp whelk for you:D thank you to all my supporters, I will survive this and live to see the sea another day I promise. Ooops, here she comes, I think she's going to take the computer away from me... Please don't, I promise I'll behave...

camp starzaan I presume?

sniff, sniff ah well, plenty more whelks in the sea... Now put me back whelkgod damn you, or i shall smite thee down P.S. I am not above a little bribery and corruption, I can get you 1 dozen oysters, their souls are far better than mine and will help you in your ploy with FF, who...