5 reasons why horses are better than men.

louise4208

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1. If your horse starts to stray, you can throw a rope around his neck.
2. You can see to it that your horse is well groomed.
3. Once you break a horse, he should be obidient.
4. A horse can understand why you would buy your shoes in sets of 4.
5. Horses are into 'stable' relationships.
6. You can have horses gelded and they hardly seem to notice
7. A horse would rather munch his wild oats, than sow them.
8. You can lead a horse to water... but a man would insist on driving and getting you lost.
9. Any man would have to admit that next to a horse, he feels somehow inadequate.
10. There are plenty of lovely horses to go around!!

This was on a postcard I recieved, sorry to any men on the forum, just thought it was funny!
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Blonde by any chance?
5 reasons in title, 10 in body.
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PS yes I am male
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Obviously she found more than just 5 reasons once she was on a roll....wouldnt every woman!
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ps...from a blonde female
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