A Bit of Silly Fun - The Autocorrect thread

[ILuvCowparsely]

My husband is watching tv and now growing roots as he been there so long

Hole in my sock

 

[Fraggle2]

Hole in my sock is the same one that was in my left box with a blankie

You are my

 

[ILuvCowparsely]

you are my Bestie


But I need a new friend

 

[Fraggle2]

But I need a new friend for a few weeks to get my own stuff done

There is worse

 

[Juniper Jack]

There is worse to be said about this than the other two of these two things in this article.

Oh how I

 

[Fraggle2]

Oh how I got on my way home from the hedges to get my stuff

Crossed the table

 

[Spotherisk]

Crossed the table and got the first round!

Is it too early

 

[LeneHorse]

Is it too early for you to get a taxi home from the airport or are you going to be in bed by then

I feel it in my bones

 

[Fraggle2]

I feel it in my bones but it's just a few days to go through my life

How did you

 

[HJJ]

How did you get on with the two paddocks we have circled in the middle of the road

Dinner is in

 

[Fraggle2]

Dinner is in the oven with a glass of wine in the fridge

I have to arrange

 

[HJJ]

I have to arrange to get a bit bored with it now but I thought you'd be able to do the same

Nice crisps

 

[Fraggle2]

Nice crisps for me and the boys will be great


No one could

 

[ILuvCowparsely]

No one could believe that my life sucks.

Stuck in the little girls room

 

[Fraggle2]

Stuck in the little girls room for the rest of the day so I will have a wine

He made it clear

 

[Sugarplum Furry]

He made it clear that it was a big one

I secretly

 

[Fraggle2]

I secretly want you to know that you have a good one

Randomly comes up

 

[HJJ]

Randomly comes up to the loading point for the offer of doing the same for me to take it over the weekend

Tea tree shampoo

 

[Fraggle2]

Tea tree shampoo is the worst ever to get in your mouth

In to your

 

[horsimous]

In to your life I don’t know what to tell you about this situation but you have to know

I saw a giraffe

 

[Juniper Jack]

I saw a giraffe in the woods today that had a big white head on its back that was very cute and I thought it looked really cool.

It is the

 

[setterlover]

It is the best way to find a new one for the next week and I think it might be worth getting a new one


What a grey day

 

[Sugarplum Furry]

What a grey day I think it will help me throw a few people out of the bathroom

I got to the checkout

 

[setterlover]

I got to the checkout and it was closed and so I will have to get to the pub for lunch tomorrow

What's for supper

 

[LeneHorse]

What's for supper tonight for dinner tonight then on Saturday night and now I think I need to go back to bed and get a bit of sleep

A load of utter

 

[Spotherisk]

A load of utter nonsense from the media.

Council meeting tonight

 

[Gloi]

Council meeting tonight with the ivormectin and the Boett stayed on

On-line help

 

[Fraggle2]

On line help with the aquarium of my colleagues and the stone to get the best person

From wasteland

 

[LeneHorse]

From wasteland to the moon and back in time for the first half hour of the day before Christmas

The thing about cobs is

 

[Sugarplum Furry]

The thing about cobs is the moment you have time for a drink you have to double check your life.

Rice pudding