TrasaM
Well-Known Member
It's not my fault. It never is you know despite what those two say about me
so I'll let you people decide. Five weeks ago I was removed from my muddy old yard and my lovely girlfriend and taken next door to recuperate because of my poory back and leg. Fine, I had grass, or something they claimed was grass, and less mud. Well I soon sorted that. With feet like mine making mud is no problem especially my special ploughing technique when I do emergency stops 
anyhow last night I had enough of this solitary existence so I let the two welsh creatures who'd been laughing at me from their nice warm shelter out of their pen and having trashed a few wooden fences with littie effort ( er, who did they think they were dealing with? I had a good old explore before settling down to sleep in a nice warm shelter having removed the aforementioned occupants 
And what happens! I get hauled back to my old place by the YO. Have I mentioned that she hates me? Well she does 
Then she who likes to be obeyed 
yeah yeah! turns up and forgets to bring me any treats and she does not look happy. I did try to cheer her up by being extra cute and loving but she kept ignoring me. A little later the other one who is always nice to me and calls herself mum! arrives and she was really really cross. I don't know what I've done but it must have been bad because she had her ears back and I'm sure she mentioned Findus.. I've never heard of this before but I hope it tastes nice. Anyhow after much muttering they put me back with my old girlfriend and you'd never guess what 
she smelt really interesting and it had a really funny effect on me 
I just couldn't stop sniffing her bum and her wee wee smells divine. I'm sure there is something I'm supposed to do about it but I don't think she's ready yet but she will be in a day or so if my nose serves me right
so I'll let you people decide. Five weeks ago I was removed from my muddy old yard and my lovely girlfriend and taken next door to recuperate because of my poory back and leg. Fine, I had grass, or something they claimed was grass, and less mud. Well I soon sorted that. With feet like mine making mud is no problem especially my special ploughing technique when I do emergency stops anyhow last night I had enough of this solitary existence so I let the two welsh creatures who'd been laughing at me from their nice warm shelter out of their pen and having trashed a few wooden fences with littie effort ( er, who did they think they were dealing with? I had a good old explore before settling down to sleep in a nice warm shelter having removed the aforementioned occupants And what happens! I get hauled back to my old place by the YO. Have I mentioned that she hates me? Well she does Then she who likes to be obeyed yeah yeah! turns up and forgets to bring me any treats and she does not look happy. I did try to cheer her up by being extra cute and loving but she kept ignoring me. A little later the other one who is always nice to me and calls herself mum! arrives and she was really really cross. I don't know what I've done but it must have been bad because she had her ears back and I'm sure she mentioned Findus.. I've never heard of this before but I hope it tastes nice. Anyhow after much muttering they put me back with my old girlfriend and you'd never guess what she smelt really interesting and it had a really funny effect on me I just couldn't stop sniffing her bum and her wee wee smells divine. I'm sure there is something I'm supposed to do about it but I don't think she's ready yet but she will be in a day or so if my nose serves me right 
I'm sure my ASBO cob would have a few things to say as well, like how he's been slowly destroying his stable and has taken to dragging me to grass making me feel like a 5yr old with a naughty Shetland pony!