A lesson in Kongs....from Rory!

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Hi guys...Mammy finally let me get my paws at the laptop so thought I'd give all you pooches a lesson in how to use a king properly. Now I was told the idea was that you sniff and find the goodies inside and work them out but that was an awful lot of work.Maybe I found it difficult coz I was trying to get the stuff out of the small hole at the top. Anywho I stuck my paw in the bigger hole...it gets some nice stuff on it to lick off or if you dip paw in then go for a walk around the house you'll have a whole fun trail of stuff to lick up!!! Just don't tell Mammy I do that! I was getting very frustrated....I just couldn't get the food out. In between laughing at me and taking pictures Mammy kept turning it over so I could see the bigger hole and I kept showing her that I had figured out that sticking my paw in it stopped Kong from rolling away! Then came the magical bit...I got very cross with the kong....and grabbed it and shook it to kill it in true terrier fashon. And suddenly it was raining dog biscuits...heaven! And the great thing is when you have emptied the Kong you can use it for storage. It got lots of giggles again (rude mammy) but I thought storing up bits of hoof that the bangy man took off the horses feet and sticking them in Kong to carry around multiple lumps was just clever?!?!? I wonder will it rain dog biscuits again today?
Love Rory xxwoofxx
 
Dex has another way- use your giganta mouth/jaws/teeth to just crush the kong until all the stuffs inside gets squeezed out!
 
Hi Rory. I have a big mahoosive mouf wif big HUGE teef so I am well good at getting the cow tummy out of the Kong fing.
Now stoopid small Mum puts my Kong fings (I have two. In black. Like me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH) in the white brrrr cupboard so it is all brrrr. Don't like it. So I eats her shoes instead for a while until the cow tummy goes melty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Hi rory,
Mum tell me i am to stoopid for a kong so she have to get me different toy.
This one look like a spaceship and she fill it was peanut stuffs and makes it all cold.

I just lick and it for a bit then throw it around. Stoopid toy no beat me!
 
ssssshhhhhhh don't be giving her ideas about the cold cupboard place for my poor Kong. I have a new hiding place for it now.....though apparently the pile of freshly washed square yokes that the horse wears is not there for me to bury things in??!!???
 
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