A load of boloney?

[1stclassalan]

It's just him being relaxed, thats all

When you come to think about it - it's quite the opposite! For when a horse is at rest ( entire or gelded ) his er...... appendage is retracted by muscles in his sheath in their relaxed state - this is a kind of default condition as evolution has ensured to protect his only means of mating and NOT have it flapping about at the gallop.

Most male horses, again it matters not S or G - will extend either before, during or after a wee - give it a couple of shakes with twitcher muscles and retract it again - I think you'll find the extending does need a conscious command but just because geldings do it - particular when half asleep relaxing in their box - it does not infer any sinister goings on in their mind. The woman is mad.

I bet if you asked her why my mare used to wink certain parts of her anatomy - she wouldn't say a detrimental word.

 

[1stclassalan]

Blimey, I wonder what some of these weird people would make.............. bet she likes her men in chains and on their knees.

Now I know what was so funny on my yard when I draped myself - without an impure thought - in a long tow-chain and started singing "Take these chains form my heart and set me free......."

There was a woman on the yard at the time who could give Miranda Hart a few pounds - she also always had a smaller version of herself following her about - if you follow my drift - these two heard me, looked up and desolved into coffee spurting laughter and from that day on struck up conversations with me when ignoring me before. Could be a lucky escape there!!!

 

[Trakehner]

Don't have any idea what she would have wanted me to do when my mare is "winking" at the boys.