PonyFeet10
Well-Known Member
This made me laugh, it must have taken them a long time to put it together lol.
I am NOT advertising, I don't know the pony or the seller, just seen the ad and had to share my find
Little Miss Muffet stood in her field eating her hay and her feed. Along came a buyer who sat down to ride her and quietly listened to her plea. She said; I'm a pretty little one, I'm safe and I'm fun, and I have a good family tree. My Mother is Whinfell Mrs Tittle Mouse, my Dad Radway Royal Drama, and my ancestors; Sandbourne Royal Ensign and Keston Royal Occasion. So if you want well bred, thats me!
Id be great as a lead rein, or a first ridden, or even surrounded by Pony Club children! Id be an asset to a stud, with my very good blood, so go grab your paper and pen. I'm 14 years old, I'm brave and I'm bold, but I respect what you ask me to do. I've done well in hand, cause my looks aren't bland, so if you want to win I'm for you!
The buyer was impressed, they thought she was best, so they assumed her price would make them see red, But as she really needs a rider, to unleash the fun that's inside her, she's only up for £1,500.
I am NOT advertising, I don't know the pony or the seller, just seen the ad and had to share my find
Little Miss Muffet stood in her field eating her hay and her feed. Along came a buyer who sat down to ride her and quietly listened to her plea. She said; I'm a pretty little one, I'm safe and I'm fun, and I have a good family tree. My Mother is Whinfell Mrs Tittle Mouse, my Dad Radway Royal Drama, and my ancestors; Sandbourne Royal Ensign and Keston Royal Occasion. So if you want well bred, thats me!
Id be great as a lead rein, or a first ridden, or even surrounded by Pony Club children! Id be an asset to a stud, with my very good blood, so go grab your paper and pen. I'm 14 years old, I'm brave and I'm bold, but I respect what you ask me to do. I've done well in hand, cause my looks aren't bland, so if you want to win I'm for you!
The buyer was impressed, they thought she was best, so they assumed her price would make them see red, But as she really needs a rider, to unleash the fun that's inside her, she's only up for £1,500.