A short word on todays' walk.

[CorvusCorax]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!

Right, that's better, I'm off to dry out my trousers, try and get the mud out of my hair and hope that the blood vessel behind my ear goes down and that my voice comes back.

*DISCLAIMER* No dogs were hurt during the making of this post.

 

[MurphysMinder]

Oh dear

Perhaps I better not ask ....

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Ooooops! and breathe - large glass of wine??

 

[FinnishLapphund]

If deep breathing doesn't work, maybe try and imagine that you have one of these

for a while?

 

[CorvusCorax]

Right, today I shall resolve not to be pulled around by "Mr Omigodiamsooooexcited", who thinks he is dragging a sled and to not have my arm nearly broken and dumped in a deep, muddy, water-filled ditch by his neurotic sister.......

 

[FinnishLapphund]

Go Hacking Hack, Go Hacking Hack, she's so strong, she's so strong, yes, yes, yes!

*Whispers*If nothing else works I've actually seen some people walk past our house successfully using the tree/lamppost-method, the way I've seen it performed it seems to work like this : you stand with one arm wrapped around a tree and the other hand holding the leash, when you see that the dog has it's head and mind aimed in a for you favourable direction (= a direction that includes passing another tree/lamppost within 25 to 50 metres from where you're at), you let go of the tree, grabs leash with both hands and holds on for all you're worth, when you're about 5 metres from the tree/lamppost you where aiming at, you releases one of your hands, holds the arm straight out from your side and when it makes contact with the immovable object, you quickly wrap your arm around it and brace yourself for the impact it will have in your other arm, this manoeuvre is then repeated over and over and over again...*stops whispering*

Go Hacking Hack, Go Hacking Hack, she's so strong, she's so strong, yes, yes, yes!

 

[CorvusCorax]

Have you been following me???!!!

I am not strong, I am a wuss and I refuse to go outside until it stops snowing.

*Looks outside*

DAMN!

 

[CAYLA]

I get that you are mad, but I bet it would have been hilarious to *see* "cala runs for cover"

 

[CorvusCorax]

**chases cala with big lump of wet mud**

Right I am going now, I promise.....