A tale of two PMs

CorvusCorax

CorvusCorax

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I have two PMs sitting in my inbox.

One from a person who I gave advice to, who promised they were going to get help for their dog, who said they were going to do X,Y and Z, presumably telling me all this to make me go away and leave them alone, because I know they are telling me porkies - it's easy to ask around.

Another from a person who tried their very hardest for a dog that wasn't even theirs, at huge personal risk, to prevent it from being locked away and killed. That dog is alive and well and happy because of that person who went out on a limb when it would have been easier to ignore or forget.

No real point to this post and I do not expect a reply, but if the person who sent me the former PM is reading this, I don't mind being made an idiot of and being lied to, let's face it, it's happened a few times on the forum, not half as much as I mind you letting a dog suffer because you can't be arsed.

I don't want people to start surmising or guessing or asking me who I am talking about, either, I don't want to make anybody who has ever PM'd me feel guilty :p I just hope the people this is aimed at, see it.
 
CaveCanem said:
NN you can ONLY use the Korrektor with a flexi-lead. Plugged into the mains.
Oh I forgot, it sprays lemony acid, too when the dog opens its mouth.
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Oh goody, I have a flexi-lead. It works best when wrapped around somebody's legs and I can only imagine the extra benefit it would have with an electric current running through it ...
 
Fantastic, do you have a variety of sizes available? It's just that I'm getting first pick of a pedigree Great Sibecreastedweimypoo and I'm not sure how big they will grow. The mummy has two heads so may need two Korrectors, just in case :p
 
Fully adjustable. That will be $6475. Western Union OK for you?

Also, coming soon, Urinator, it's an electric muzzle full of piss to cut out the need to rub the dog's face in it and will teach the dog never to piss in the house again, because he KNOWS it is wrong...
 
CaveCanem said:
Fully adjustable. That will be $6475. Western Union OK for you?

Also, coming soon, Urinator, it's an electric muzzle full of piss to cut out the need to rub the dog's face in it and will teach the dog never to piss in the house again, because he KNOWS it is wrong...
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Brilliant, I'll take 'em both! Do you have an instructional DVD too? I'd hate to use it wrongly - or will there be a special roadshow with you flaunting your wares? (pmsl :p)
 
Here's my flyer....


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