A very different kind of RAWRRR!!

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RIGHT.

I have been sitting in bed all day shaking like a leaf, spewing my guts up (another lovely new side effect of these delightful little druggies), bleeding like a mother from the old nosey, and I have just come on to the forum to find a string of nasty, sarcastic RUBBASH.

Bleugh in your general direction if you can't allow someone to say something nice about someone else. Even MORE bleugh in your general direction if you're poofaced enough to jump in with your big jumping in feet and say un nice things about someone. If you don't have anything nice to say and all that...

I completely understand that there are people who will annoy people, and that there are squillions of people on here, all of whom are entitled to an opinion.

But, for GOODNESS SAKE and in the name of Elton John's knickers - stop being so bloody grumpful and 'orrid. It makes those of us who are having a rubbishy shitty crappy time of it at the moment want to unleash all kinds of wrath on the world, and suck out your eyeballs and blow through the holes.

I am NOT hugging or snogging any bunnies - I am in fact enjoying the smells wafting out of the pot full of rabbit being all cooked as we speak, thanks to my darling dog. I am merely asking you lot, through my druggy haze, to just be a bit nicer. Less sarcasmo moves, more shutupifyou'reinabadmoodandcan'tbepleasant type moves please.

Now I'm going to shut up, because I feel all kinds of ****, look all kinds of ****, and hate hate hate HATE not being able to do my horses. I hate that the groom (lovely though he is) is doing all the work with my youngster and I'm missing out on it. I hate that I haven't been allowed outside to go and tell Roy I love him and give him a carrot. And I hate when you pick up a jar of chutney, and the lid isn't screwed on properly, and you get chutney vom and broken glass all over your feet.

INCIDENTALLY - I can't find a certain bridle that I'm looking for...anyone have a Kincade catalogue?
 
And breathe (if you can find a space in amongst all the gunky stuff).

And bravo.

And take it easy oh Starzaan. Or we'll 'ave you :cool::eek:

And now I'm going to echo your sentiments and ease my poorly back into the blinking cold car and drive a ridiculous number of miles home long enoug to sleep for six hours and then drive back again.

Isn't Life a hoot.

:D
 
well said Starzaan! :)
It has been getting a bit school playground ish for my liking!

Hopefully your doctor can get you some proper drugs sorted out for your allergies, if they can invent a tablet for a pony with sweet itch they must be able to make drugs for you??



lunger rein swivel clip ;)
 
Starzzz i love you hooooooooooooooo, (no where near lesbian like though) even though you are sounding Tres attractive at the mo.

MrsM, i thought you were not supposed to be driving too much, especially not in the cold nasty weather, i hope you have a hot water bottle to keep you warm. (you are not going rug buying in secret are you?)!

:D:D:D
 
I am asking Father Christmas for a little bit of 'your way with words'. Wonderful!

Not sure if I even should be replying in case someone reprimands me for being too nice/ too fluffy / sarcastic/ grumpy / forthright / opinionated / moralistic / old / grumpy /<<insert any other adjective>> but you do make me laugh and for that you deserve a reply (and I totally agree with you! )
 
AND gluten free pasta is REVOLTS. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

I may as well have just eaten the chutney off my feet.

I am SO attractive right now Allover - why aren't you coming over all lesbian?!!??!?! I am sporting two cracking black eyes (still. yep. STILL.) a bruise on my cheek from where I managed a very impressive face plant on the ice yesterday whilst trying to stand on my own two feet like a human (grace of a gazelle, me), blood all over my face and just about everything around me, big fat red piggy eyes from crying like a knob, drug addict bruises all over my arms and legs thanks to Dr. Spag and his love of putting the good stuff into my veins, and I may even be putting in the odd whimper of self pity due to lack of FF's presence in my bed, and general "I'm feeling very bloody sorry for myself and then there's gluten free pasta" type stuff.

MrsM, listen to Solomon Burke "Cry To Me" all the way home. That will cheer you up LOTS AND LOTS.

I'm now singing "WHEN YOUR BABY.... LEEEAVVVEEESS YOU ALL ALOOOONNNEEEEEEE"




Incidentally, is there a horse for sale on the right hand side of this page that looks like a pair of human legs???!!!
 
AND gluten free pasta is REVOLTS. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

I may as well have just eaten the chutney off my feet.

I am SO attractive right now Allover - why aren't you coming over all lesbian?!!??!?! I am sporting two cracking black eyes (still. yep. STILL.) a bruise on my cheek from where I managed a very impressive face plant on the ice yesterday whilst trying to stand on my own two feet like a human (grace of a gazelle, me), blood all over my face and just about everything around me, big fat red piggy eyes from crying like a knob, drug addict bruises all over my arms and legs thanks to Dr. Spag and his love of putting the good stuff into my veins, and I may even be putting in the odd whimper of self pity due to lack of FF's presence in my bed, and general "I'm feeling very bloody sorry for myself and then there's gluten free pasta" type stuff.

MrsM, listen to Solomon Burke "Cry To Me" all the way home. That will cheer you up LOTS AND LOTS.

I'm now singing "WHEN YOUR BABY.... LEEEAVVVEEESS YOU ALL ALOOOONNNEEEEEEE"




Incidentally, is there a horse for sale on the right hand side of this page that looks like a pair of human legs???!!!



Those are boots for sale m'duck....


Off and singing. Just seen the time! Blinking blinking spreadsheets. Hate 'em. :eek:
 
Well it's nice to see you nearly back to normal, as we've all been abit worried about you. Leave the groom alone as it seems he's doing a good job( what if he was rubbish then you'd panic). And yes 1 or 2 posts have gone the nasty way and I see the FCT hasn't done anything about it, no such thing as Xmas cheer amongst bitchy horse owners, but you must admit most have been positive.:D:D:D
 
Why didn't you tell me you silly cow?!?!?!?!? PAH! I didn't even KNOW.



I know PLENTY about Elton John's knickers.They're frilly. I'm wearing some right now....



And Spacefaer... I'm trying to find the padded ones with the orange piping... they have them on Equestrian Clearance, but only in pony size!

I have crawled back into my bed of pain, all full of strange Swedish ballet dancer's blood (me, not my bed...ew), and am going to go to sleep and dream of the FF, and a time when I was able to eat toffee and pecan roulade without my head trying to pop off.

HUMPH.
 
As my computer doesn't do sarky, bitchy or downright malicious words...it don't have the keyboard for it....and as you are obvoiusly at your tethers end....I am sending you something I have never...ever..shared with anyone EVER!
My box of Jaffa cakes
.......r..e..a..c..h..e..s..s..l..o..w..l..y ...f..o..r..w..a..r..d..w..i..t..h..b..o..x.....
Bryndu
 
**SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB**

Jaffa cakes have dairy AND gluten in them.... and Dr. Spag will KNOW if I cheat.... but I love you a lot for offering. Maybe I'll just look at the box for a while?
 
I have coconut whirls made with just egg whites, coconut and sugar.....tall, like a sort of Madelaine...any good? They are well scrummy.:)
Bryndu
 
Jolly well said ducky!

And poor poor you. I can't believe you are still so rubbishly poorly. You're roots will need doing soon and you're still not better from last time!
 
Bryndu... I love you.
Yes pleeeaassee...


RIGHT, I have a headache that could crack brass balls, so I'm going to go and try and sleep it off... Dr. Spag gave me a lovely sedative earlier so I am rather flumpy anyway...

night night my little squishies... BE NICE TO EACH OTHER OR I'LL TIE YOU UP WITH ELTON'S KNICKERS!
 
I am SO attractive right now Allover - why aren't you coming over all lesbian?!!??!?! I am sporting two cracking black eyes (still. yep. STILL.) a bruise on my cheek from where I managed a very impressive face plant on the ice yesterday whilst trying to stand on my own two feet like a human (grace of a gazelle, me), blood all over my face and just about everything around me, big fat red piggy eyes from crying like a knob, drug addict bruises all over my arms and legs thanks to Dr. Spag and his love of putting the good stuff into my veins, and I may even be putting in the odd whimper of self pity due to lack of FF's presence in my bed, and general "I'm feeling very bloody sorry for myself and then there's gluten free pasta" type stuff.

You did not tell me you were looking that hot, i shall pop on my Nigella wig and be over asap, you little minx you :D
 
**SOBSOBSOBSOBSOBSOB**

Jaffa cakes have dairy AND gluten in them.... and Dr. Spag will KNOW if I cheat.... but I love you a lot for offering. Maybe I'll just look at the box for a while?


Coerce someone into popping down to your local supermarket and raiding their 'free-from' range? Gluten + dairy free jaffa cakes, sticky toffee puddings, chocolates, brownies, mince pies (healthy stuff as well, just thought that these might sound more tempting...?). As far as I know, they taste exactly the same as the originals- but in all honesty, I haven't eaten gluten en masse for two years, so I can't promise.

Just thought it might be worth a mention ;)
 
Allover, not sure I'm all that keen on Nigella wigs... maybe just bring a whisk and I'll watch you making carrot cake with your morags flapping with gay abandon...


and Shampain, sadly, we can't get out of our village, so no free from food for me!!! The snow started to melt a couple of days ago, but then it got to -11 and the roads are absolutely ridiculous. There are only six houses in our village, and we're smack bang in the middle of 6,500 acres of setaside, at the BOTTOM of all the hills to get out.

I have just got up after the longest sleep in the world and feel rather better.... I have never ever in my life slept past 9 o clock, and I just made it to 10AM!!! I do believe that is a whole thirteen hours sleep.... wow. I LOVE these little sedative jobbies. Although I did just wobble downstairs to find lovely Ed eating toast and wearing a pair of my very fetching pink socks, and was told "wow, you look horrendous, go back to bed you ugly cretin!". Isn't he DELIGHTFUL?!

Incidentally, I got a text from one of my horses this morning to say that they are all having their manes and tails pulled and a general tidy up today. I LOVE LOVE LOVE my groom. I HATE HATE HATE that someone else is doing my horses, but if it had to be anyone, I'm so glad it's him...
 
I love your groom! Maybe he'll round your babies up in time to send you an Xmas card? I'm sure with their lovely manes pulled and tidied that they are looking picture perfect!

All that being ill sounds yucky - self-pity totally and utterly understandable! Fingers crossed for more lovely sleeps, and access to gluten free goodies (should such things exists) for you soon!

And you've never slept past 9am btw? Not even as a sleep-driven teenager? That's amazing!
 
I have not... I spent my "sleep driven teenage years" working like a crazy person to pay for my horses - I was doing a yard of 22 before and after school throughout my GCSE's and A levels... so sleep wasn't really an option!

I can only have a lie in if I try reeealllly hard to stay up reeeaaalllly late, and then I just end up getting exactly the same amount of sleep as I would normally, if not less!

On the bright side, I'm in the perfect job, as I am a VERY cheerful person at 3am when getting horses ready for cubbing, whilst everyone else is groaning and muttering.

I'm sure I could, however, be tempted to "sleep" WAAAYYY past 9am if there was a certain farrier involved...hohohohohoho
 
I'm sure I could, however, be tempted to "sleep" WAAAYYY past 9am if there was a certain farrier involved...hohohohohoho

Do you not think it is slightly "off" that you invite me over (sans wig) for whisking of carrot cake mixture only in your next post to talk of being in bed with FF, i am flouncing off with my non lezzy habits still intact!!

Huh!
 
Ah but I would be MUCH MORE happy if you were here with your whisk!!! Sod FF... I'd rather have you in your Nigella outfit saying "mmmmmm! carrot cake!!"
 
When you can get out of village Marks and Spencers apparently do a brilliant range, next door neighbours daughter (who sadly died last month) had amongst other things gluten intolerance and her mum used to get her stuff from Marks when she was in hospital.

Hope you feel better soon.
 
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