A very different kind of RAWRRR!!

Allover, why will nobody eat my sausages!!?? HMPH.

Cindars, thank you so much, I'm so sorry to hear about your neighbours daughter, but thank you so so much for the recommendation. Will definitely get to M&S to stock up on morag restrainers and free from foods!
 
Ohhh Starzaan, your amazingness has once again drawn me out of lurkdom to say that the brownie recipe I use just happens to be gluten-free, and could be dairy-free if you switched the butter for marg or oil I guess. Might have to experiment a bit to get texture/cooking time right, but they're usually super easy to make.

Rough recipe - just mix it all together and whack it in the oven for +/- 30 mins

150g ground almonds
110g melted butter (marg? veg. oil?)
100g melted dark chocolate
150g sugar
2 eggs

Hope that helps!
 
Awwww I adore you! Thank you.... do almonds count as nuts? Bugger it... this sounds yummy. I'm making them anyway....

I am currently sporting a swollen neck again thanks to the evil work of BROWN BREAD. I didn't even think....

I'm a knob.

Knobknobknob....

AND I just found out that FF was shoeing horses in the village this morning, GAWD knows how he got in to do them...and he didn't come and see if I was still alive. I know he is probably still wary following sausage-gate, but still, COME ON!
 
I have loved reading this post, it's so nice to know that I'm not the only loony tune on here I was starting to wonder if every one else was just really normal or if I was the only one not taken to the asylum. Starzan get well soon.

Edit: forgot to say I also agree with your original post, it's nearly christmas people lets be happy and spread the love around!!!
 
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I always thought that if you looked around at your friends and were the only normal one then you were in the wrong hospital, he he he, sorry very bad joke but the best I can come up with in a boring office when it's -5 with freezing fog out side and I know I have only 15 more mins of warmth before I have to leave to go and the the ponioes in brrrrrrr
 
Starzaan said:
Awwww I adore you! Thank you.... do almonds count as nuts? Bugger it... this sounds yummy. I'm making them anyway....

I am currently sporting a swollen neck again thanks to the evil work of BROWN BREAD. I didn't even think....

I'm a knob.

Knobknobknob....

AND I just found out that FF was shoeing horses in the village this morning, GAWD knows how he got in to do them...and he didn't come and see if I was still alive. I know he is probably still wary following sausage-gate, but still, COME ON!
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Think almonds may well count as nuts :/ Maybe try brown rice flour?

Hope FF comes to his senses very soon! xx
 
I am afraid that almonds definitely are nuts, you could try sunflower hearts instead? Quite sweet and sort of nutty but not.

Mrs Crimble or some name like that makes gluten-free coconut macaroons you can buy most places and they are very yummy.
 
Oh poo. Rice flower or sunflower hearts it is...

I didn't know sunflowers had hearts... FF is DEFINITELY not a sunflower if this is the case. I do believe he is a cold hearted shell of a farrier....


Or just a bit frightened of my sausage wielding mumsie...
 
Your sausages taste slightly of whelk, therfore out of bounds to most non lezzers and everyone is scared (or in awe) of your sausage wielding mother :D

I am slightly disappointed in FF not even popping in, it may be time to move on to the FD (fit doctor), especially given your recent escapades!! :D
 
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I have not... I spent my "sleep driven teenage years" working like a crazy person to pay for my horses - I was doing a yard of 22 before and after school throughout my GCSE's and A levels... so sleep wasn't really an option!
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Wow: you're a machine, and a hugely admirable one at that! (You possibly need rebooting and some antiviral and malware updates however). Perhaps this will appeal to the heartless FF? You could skip your way to see The Wizard of Oz together!
 
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Wow: you're a machine, and a hugely admirable one at that! (You possibly need rebooting and some antiviral and malware updates however). Perhaps this will appeal to the heartless FF? You could skip your way to see The Wizard of Oz together!
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Why thank you my darling...

I would skip my way to see "Buried" with him if it meant sitting next to him for two hours...and that film was the biggest pile of mouldy yizzers I'ver ever seen...

THAT is how much I adore him.

It's torture.



Bleugh.
 
What's for brekkie then? Are sausages gluten free if they have rusk in them, or dairy free if the contain milk powder? Might have to be fruit juice/bucks fizz and kippers! Remember fruit juice can be more exciting if licked out of the loved ones navel:eek: Don't know how you make kippers more exciting though.
I'll leave that up to you.
 
Well it's nice to see you at your grumbly best. FF most probable shot in did said shoeing and then shot off as he didn't want to be snowed in village, specially with you lurking in the area:D:D:D:D:D And your horses having a make over, could you send said groom up to Bedfordshire as my 4 could do with tarting up as I want to have a painting done of them for my 62 birthday.:):):):)
 
So you are back to your grunbly best, good sign. FF most probable shot in did said shoeing and shot off again, didn't want to get snowed in, specially with you lurking in area.:D:D:D Can you send said groom up to Bedfordshire as my horses could do with a tart up as I want their portraits done for my 62 birthday:):):)
 
Brekkie is most definitely bacon sandwiches as that's what he whines about all the time... I might spit in them a bit though as punishment for not even wafting past my house a TINY bit....


I am currently trying to put together a spectacular outfit... must be horsey... not slutty... must look as if I haven't actually made any effort and am just damn sexy all the time....

this may take some doing... hmmm...


And EB, I'm afraid he's ALL MINEY MINE! You can have him when my lot are back to their usual tidy sparkly selves... but only for the weekend - I need him back on Monday. Deal?
 
well said Starzaan...
I seem to have missed out on all the nastyness over the last few days. Fortunately.

are you still not mending m'dear?

I am making cinamon balls... just egg white, ground almonds, sugar and cinamon... they any good for you?
 
Sexy tight white jodphurs, same with hunting shirt and stock and black jacket and don't forget the hairnet, just say you are seeing that you haven't lost to much weight to go hunting when you are properly fit and he'll be drooling.:D:D:D
 
Jen you star!!! It is indeed!! I need one brown full size, and one black full size.... but nobody has them any bigger than pony size. This is your mission ladies!!

And sadly almonds count as nuts I think...so no almonds for me... bugger balls and *******s.


EB - I've already done the old "post hunting" look... spurs and all... as he came and did a few sets after I'd been out one day. Didn't bat an eyelid. At least, not when I could see....

Hmph.

I'm actually just going to paint "I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO DO CASUAL FACE LICKING WITH YOU PLEASE" on my morags, and whack them out.
 
Starzaan i think i LOVE you....definitely in a madlesbiany way...

im a newby to HHO and stumbled upon your tomato-headed misfortune and subsequently have spent most of my day in the boring office reading your threads and trying to not get sacked for "over usage of internet" eeek.

for FF i think the wafting of morags in face should do it..... but if it doesnt..how about the doctor- ??? sorry if someone has asked this before ...but is he handsome? he could come in handy as he has bag fulls of the fun drugs at hand.....no??

In anycase, i really just wanted to say how brilliantly you write- you should compile all your posts into a little book or something. And you are truly inspirational, inspite of such a horrific experience- FF should totally be banging down your door to do some healing face-licking.

xx blair xx
 
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Starzaan i think i LOVE you....definitely in a madlesbiany way...

im a newby to HHO and stumbled upon your tomato-headed misfortune and subsequently have spent most of my day in the boring office reading your threads and trying to not get sacked for "over usage of internet" eeek.

for FF i think the wafting of morags in face should do it..... but if it doesnt..how about the doctor- ??? sorry if someone has asked this before ...but is he handsome? he could come in handy as he has bag fulls of the fun drugs at hand.....no??

In anycase, i really just wanted to say how brilliantly you write- you should compile all your posts into a little book or something. And you are truly inspirational, inspite of such a horrific experience- FF should totally be banging down your door to do some healing face-licking.

xx blair xx
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Awww! I think I LOVE you too! How squishy of you! Fanks darlin'

Sadly, Dr. Spag has a) questionable fashion sense b) the biggest glasses in the history of opticians and c) he looks like a bottle. He has no definition between head and neck. It's like talking to a bottle of wine with glasses and a shapeless jumper on...

But I do love him. He reads me stories and tells me how horrific I look....and also brings chocolate mousse. Never a bad thing.

Nope. It is still FF that I want to cover in chocolate mousse.... phwoar......I just put some very nice ideas into my own head... cor blimes...I've come over all unnecessary...
 
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Awww! I think I LOVE you too! How squishy of you! Fanks darlin'

Sadly, Dr. Spag has a) questionable fashion sense b) the biggest glasses in the history of opticians and c) he looks like a bottle. He has no definition between head and neck. It's like talking to a bottle of wine with glasses and a shapeless jumper on...

But I do love him. He reads me stories and tells me how horrific I look....and also brings chocolate mousse. Never a bad thing.

Nope. It is still FF that I want to cover in chocolate mousse.... phwoar......I just put some very nice ideas into my own head... cor blimes...I've come over all unnecessary...
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*shambles back in to waft something to cool starzaan down*
*hands over homemade chocolate mousse*
there you go.... knock yourself out.....not literally please.

Hum now what are we going to do about this FF that flits in and doesn't come and see you..... and could I borrow your groom for an afternoon to sort my disaster out Please.?????? with a cherry on top:D:D:D:D:D
 
Oh lordy, I haven't caught up with your antics for a while. Is all this puffy neck wobbly leg thingy from your hair dye incident? Of am I just getting it totally wrong? I see FF still hasn't got his life sorted out (doesn't deserve you anyway!) and WHO is Ed, that is wearing your pink socks?

I've been away far too long, knew there was something missing from my life!

Hugs me darlin xxxxxx
 
you surely are still ill and not normal if you wish to purchase a kincade bridle.!!! buy a proper english one much nicer and will last twice as long.
 
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EB - I've already done the old "post hunting" look... spurs and all... as he came and did a few sets after I'd been out one day. Didn't bat an eyelid. At least, not when I could see..
I'm actually just going to paint "I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO DO CASUAL FACE LICKING WITH YOU PLEASE" on my morags, and whack them out.
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I spoke to my f on your behalf starzaan- he says-i quote-
" i dont go for women in johds or horsey gear-i prefer seeing them in either what they wear on a night out or a night in?"
Further questions led to him saying he never ever asked a girl out if she was in horsey gear no matter what johds or shirts she wore! and hes a hunting man Id have thought a nice cut hunting jacket might appeal but no!
Nor did he ask a girl out if she wore pink tracksuits? but he is short arse irish ginner so not sure how successful he is with women????:eek:
but the morag painting would so work!!! :D;)

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you surely are still ill and not normal if you wish to purchase a kincade bridle.!!! buy a proper english one much nicer and will last twice as long.
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Do people actually buy bridles that arent english??? is that allowed?:rolleyes:;)
 
I'm another little lurker that checks in on you everyday!! i feel it's time to say hi & admit that i too think I love you in quite a madlesbiany kind of way!!

You have been amazing going through all this crud and still keeping your rather crazy sense of humour - hats off to you ducky!! Very glad you got rid of the crazy mechanic & I hope that the ff sorts his blinkin life out soon & licks your face over breakfast ;-)

I would definitely do some morag wafting in his direction whilst he is enjoying some soft baps filled with bacon!!

Can't help with the dairy free, gluten free stuff but nut free I can advise on.....i too end up all tomatoheaded and nearly dead when i go near a nut....

Best wishes for a speedy recovery & a big thank you for your fab posts-your way with words never fails to put a smile on my face!

Much madlesbiany love
Riz xxx
 
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Bravo :D and ditto to your sentiments :)

On the subject of catalogue no I do not have one, but in the interest of keeping the post very much here and in the NL where it rightfully belongs...

What techniques is your groom using with your youngster at the moment and how are your horses dealing with the snowcicles?


A big madlesbiany fluffy bunny, tree huggin MWAAH to you, now stick a couple of carrots up your nose to stop it bleeding since you can't go and feed them to the neddies or I'll set the whelk on you thats still in your tank with your axylottl thigemy (SP!!) unless you have since used said whelk in one of nigellas recipies ;)
 
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