Cecile
Well-Known Member
A vet has written this and says here are a few of the things that we have heard at the surgery that have brought a few smiles and indeed winces
(Not sure whether to put vet details and where it can be found, I assume I am allowed to copy it and no-one will hang me)
He's been known to snap on occasion, but he doesn't bite.
They're not bad fleas, they're just garden fleas.
Can you issue me with a disabled badge because my dog can't walk properly?
How many hours after an animal has died is it still possible to revive him?
I knew something was wrong with my dog when I came home and he didn't hump my leg.
He's not really been sick. He's just vomited 7 or 8 times a day.
I won't be able to pay for treatment today as the cat has stolen my wallet.
My dog has been cremated, but I was hoping to get a paw print, Can you help?
The pills aren't working. I haven't been able to give any yet, though.
I know that dogs eat cat poo because there is something missing in their diet, but is there a healthier type that I can buy?
He's not fat, he's just got a lot of stomach muscle.
If I cook my dog's raw meat diet will it still be raw?
My bitch can't possibly get pregnant as she hates other dogs.
We've got an emergency situation with our dog. Can we bring him in tomorrow at 6pm? Oh, and he needs his nails doing too.
Would it be possible to get our bitch neutered rather than spayed as its cheaper.
I'm not worried about lungworm as we use air purifiers at home.
We don't vaccinate our dogs as it causes autism.
My dog never starts a fight, he just gives warning bites and the other dog's overreact.
So an animal teaspoon is the same size as a human teaspoon?
I can't afford blood tests, can't you tell from just looking at him?
Please can you castrate my dog without removing his testicles?
When I read this I immediately liked this vet but alas he is too far from me
(Not sure whether to put vet details and where it can be found, I assume I am allowed to copy it and no-one will hang me)
He's been known to snap on occasion, but he doesn't bite.
They're not bad fleas, they're just garden fleas.
Can you issue me with a disabled badge because my dog can't walk properly?
How many hours after an animal has died is it still possible to revive him?
I knew something was wrong with my dog when I came home and he didn't hump my leg.
He's not really been sick. He's just vomited 7 or 8 times a day.
I won't be able to pay for treatment today as the cat has stolen my wallet.
My dog has been cremated, but I was hoping to get a paw print, Can you help?
The pills aren't working. I haven't been able to give any yet, though.
I know that dogs eat cat poo because there is something missing in their diet, but is there a healthier type that I can buy?
He's not fat, he's just got a lot of stomach muscle.
If I cook my dog's raw meat diet will it still be raw?
My bitch can't possibly get pregnant as she hates other dogs.
We've got an emergency situation with our dog. Can we bring him in tomorrow at 6pm? Oh, and he needs his nails doing too.
Would it be possible to get our bitch neutered rather than spayed as its cheaper.
I'm not worried about lungworm as we use air purifiers at home.
We don't vaccinate our dogs as it causes autism.
My dog never starts a fight, he just gives warning bites and the other dog's overreact.
So an animal teaspoon is the same size as a human teaspoon?
I can't afford blood tests, can't you tell from just looking at him?
Please can you castrate my dog without removing his testicles?
When I read this I immediately liked this vet but alas he is too far from me
