"ah LMFAO" (I have to really)

[CAYLA]

Otherwsie I am going to head butt someone or do "another" serious injury to myself.

A woman goes into the vets (Im making it sound like a joke) cos frankly it is shame it's a true one.

Woman
"ah, I see you have 2 rescue kittens"

Nurse
"Yeah, brother and sister, are you wanting to offer them a home"

Woman
"Yeah, I really want them, Im just trying to get rid of my 2 old cats"

Nurse
Why are you getting rid of the old ones

Woman
So I can have the younger ones.



Im laughing cos this my new take on situations, as today I broke 2 finger in sheer temper

 

[CorvusCorax]

You'll end up in traction at this rate! What a moron.

 

[mattilda]

Yeah well that makes complete sense. I mean when your car/tv/phone gets old and out of date you just bin it and get a brand spanking new one don't you?
What a total cow. Have to feel sorry for her "old" cats though.
Hate to think what you were doing with those fingers to break them C!!

 

[CAYLA]

You'll end up in traction at this rate! What a moron.

Sheesh you trying to provoke me calling me a moron

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

O I didn't realise you could trade in older models......

*tootles of to round up all the old animals*

 

[CAYLA]

Yeah well that makes complete sense. I mean when your car/tv/phone gets old and out of date you just bin it and get a brand spanking new one don't you?
What a total cow. Have to feel sorry for her "old" cats though.
Hate to think what you were doing with those fingers to break them C!!

Slammed a draw on them, "que screaming the place down" OH,poor f!cker that he is, running for an ice pack and me screaming "wtf is that gonna do?" then came the migrane
Then talk about timing, the song came on the radio in the car as I was in quiet phase "i.e silence till I calm down" the song that remins us both of my temper I felt a bit ashamed then

 

[CAYLA]

O I didn't realise you could trade in older models......

*tootles of to round up all the old animals*

Exactly, and people slate rescue...just look at how flexible we are, old for new

 

[PucciNPoni]

Im laughing cos this my new take on situations, as today I broke 2 finger in sheer temper

So WHOs fingers did you break!?!

 

[CAYLA]

So WHOs fingers did you break!?!

Lol, I knew someone would ask that, I did phrase it badly, they where my own fingers, my whole fecking arm is throbbing.

 

[MurphysMinder]

Ouchie to the fingers. What with your "joke" and discovering for myself the world of preloved I really do think a mass cull of some idiot owners is needed.

 

[numptynoelle]

Ouchie to the fingers. What with your "joke" and discovering for myself the world of preloved I really do think a mass cull of some idiot owners is needed.

Ditto to that! I'm building a pyre as I type....can we sacrifice some on top of it? Like Penny for the Spivvy Twonk