Alright alright you can have an update you hags.

Dab, do you mean Morton of the Mr Aha, 'cos he's Norveggy, not Swedish. I do play with them occasionally too :)

For the Swedes, think more Alexander Skarsgaard (true blood) and Dolph Lundgren!

The Danes are yummy too....think along the lines of Jamie Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) out of game of thrones :)
 
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mulledwhine said:
Is this all a bit weird, that I know understand why my friends all think my para cousin is fit :o I am now even thinking if that we were not related ' I would' :D
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Nowt wrong with a bit of casual incest amongst friends..... and relatives....


I just managed to shut my own head in the fridge, and it hurts like a raging mother, but I can't bring myself to tell the soldier because he'll laugh.

WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
 
Cousin bonking is not incest! Morally perhaps but not legally! If the queen allows it then we should all partake in it to celebrate her jubilee!

Infact, my younger cousin is infact rather dishy too!
 
lovely to see you back Starzaan, I've really missed your posts. Nice to see you still on top form.

Just sitting here with my morags out with a 7 mths old attached to them trying to convince her to go sleep. Can't believe I managed to read 17 pages of this thread without disturbing her.





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Good grief you bin full of raging loons! Calm yourselves.... there are a lot of Swedes in Sweden, and I'm sure they would all like to get all nekkid for us.


I have just taken all the horses rugs off, and now it's cold and windy. So... rather than do the sensible thing and just put them all back on, I'm going to sit here and eat a bowl of porridge with two packets of chocolate chips plonked in it, and weep.

ALSO -


to whoever nicked a pair of my sluttiest knickers, and put them on the floor in the middle of the yard - DOOM ON YOU. I had to do a subtle "I'm not shuffling over here like a shuffling thing to stand on, and therefore hide, my slaggy knickers from you Mr. Village-moaner...I'm just shuffling because your words are like music to my ears and they make me want to dance about a bit. OK?!" and it was hideous. I may as well have just put them on over my jodhpurs and done ho dancing.
 
This is brilliant. You should write a book :-)
No doubt farrier would be crippled at 50 too bending over all day and you'd end up wheeling him around. A soldier is MUCH more exciting by far and playing with a gun is far more dangerous than
A rasp! 😁
 
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