Am I Being Unreasonable.....

[StephBiscuit]

For jumping two foot in the air after a stray football hit me on the bum whilst I was happily eating grass after my mum gave me a pamper session up at the field?

 

[Cowpony]

Not unreasonable at all! We got chased by a football rolling down the hill after us when I was turning out once. I couldn't understand why madam was so jumpy until it rolled past us Luckily it didn't hit her legs. I think I'd have lost her if it had