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PennywithHenry

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There's a funny old woman lives up the lane from me..funny strange, not funny haha..she threw a wobbly on some blokes cutting a fallen tree up next to the road a couple of months ago as she could 'hear it screaming...'

Anyway...this morning I taped Effpe the companion gelding on the front, it's hard to explain....it's at the front of the outbuildings, next to the lane, fenced with panel fencing between it and the verge. It's pretty bare and he could have a couple of hours without his muzzle on.

I'm sat in the kitchen having a well deserved cup of tea, hubby's outside taking things he'll never get back together apart.

I hear loud voices, so I quietly open the window and listen, after all, it's pointless going out there if it's someone I don't want to talk to
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I hear it's getting louder and the mystery voice is getting more and more agitated, so figured I'd best go and see what was going on...

Outside I see the myster voice belongs to said potty neighbour, and she wheels around and turns on me telling me how disgusting and offensive it is.

Anyway, it turns out Effpe is stood enjoying the sunshine, doing his 'press ups' ie; giving himself a jolly good slap against his stomach....
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Well she was absolutely furious! really going on and on about how illicit we are
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Hubby assured her that we'd have a good talk with him and make it perfectly clear that if he wants a w*nk it's his business, but could he please confine his antics to the stable, as he steered her down the drive.

Her face! She was purple and practically spitting fire!

Well anyway, she's going to report us she reckons! I'm not sure who exactly, as I was inside and I'm pretty sure hubby wasn't out there doing his 'press ups'
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So I'm assuming she means Effpe....

Soooo, what would the ponys charges be? Indecent exposure? Lude misconduct in a public place? The funny thing is though, as it's technically garden (or going to be) it's actually panel fencing and she'd have had to have poked her head over in the first place.

I was practically peeing myself, it was so funny, but the poor woman must surely have problems?

Sooooo....If I'm not around later I'm bailing out my 'sordid' pony and bringing him back to this 'perverted dwelling' (her words, not mine!
 
ROFL !!

Reminds me of a lady that used to call into the shop where I was working and used to wear her make up 'clown style' for want of a better description
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One day she was in the shop ranting on in her own way at me about me annoying her dog
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( I lived nowhere near her) Anyway after I served her and she had left the shop the next customer, a stranger to the area, asked me in all seriousness if the circus was in town
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FPMSL
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she sounds a delight to have around!!!! wonder who she'll report you to
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will brighten their day as well i'm sure when they get told theres a naughty pony exposing himself
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LOL ! I had to laugh at the way you described "telling your ponio off and having a word with him " lol ...Reminded me on a very funny stand up group of comedians called the blue collar comedy I dont know if you have ever seen it but well worth the watch , Ron one of the comedians is hilarious , There is one story he tells about how his wife rang him up while he was on tour , he got a call from the hotel reception he was staying at , He eventually took the call thinking it was an emergency only to find that his wife told him his dog "Slugo" took a dump on carpet , he turns and says to his wife ..."ok stick him on the phone Il have a word with him " ... Its soo funny the whole tour is fabulous .

ANYHOOO ... After that pointless bit of post from me lol ... Poor women must not be well in the head at all , Echo Scots is there anyone looking after her ?
 
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