And after furbaby comes…😳🤪

[Landcruiser]

From a local FB page, responding to a big dog on small dog attack
Please let nobody ever say that in my actual presence

 

[Spotherisk]

What!? I reckon a fur kid is really a Neanderthal child…

 

[Jenko109]

I just sicked up a bit.

 

[poiuytrewq]

Bloody furkids

At what age does a fur baby become a fur kid I wonder.

 

[Lady Jane]

I'm not a fan of 'fur babies' but 'fur kid' is

 

[poiuytrewq]

I'm not a fan of 'fur babies' but 'fur kid' is

Grim

 

[Esmae]

Just when you thought folk couldn't get any more vomit inducing!!

 

[cold_feet]

Fur kid hell……. A new way of cursing.

 

[Keith_Beef]

Surely all those of the same litter are furkin...

 

[poiuytrewq]

Surely all those of the same litter are furkin...

The people who write it are furkin something…

Sorry, I shall leave

 

[Keith_Beef]

The people who write it are furkin something…

Sorry, I shall leave

Furkin needjits?

 

[Clodagh]

Anyone remember the Firkin pubs in London?

 

[Keith_Beef]

Anyone remember the Firkin pubs in London?

They were not only in London.

 

[Clodagh]

They were not only in London.

Oh well I never knew that. I lived in London at the time and we used to try to drink a pint in each on a crawl. There were about nine I think.

 

[Keith_Beef]

Oh well I never knew that. I lived in London at the time and we used to try to drink a pint in each on a crawl. There were about nine I think.

In Sheffield there were at least two: Floozy & Firkin on Chesterfield Road, Foundry & Firkin on West Street. There was the Flea and Firkin in Manchester (had a few beers in there before going on an anti Poll Tax demo).

 

[poiuytrewq]

Oh well I never knew that. I lived in London at the time and we used to try to drink a pint in each on a crawl. There were about nine I think.

Well that would be me on my back!

 

[cauda equina]

Bloody furkids

At what age does a fur baby become a fur kid I wonder.

And at what age do they go to unifursity or some other sort of further education

 

[Clodagh]

Well that would be me on my back!

Me too! I never made it

 

[Spotherisk]

Me too! I never made it

Ferret and Furkin in Plymouth

 

[paisley]

What happens when the fur kids become OAPs? Silver Surfurs? Old age pensionfurs?

 

[cauda equina]

Once they're OAPs they can go to the University of the Furred Age

 

[CorvusCorax]

Stop CE, you're killing me

 

[CorvusCorax]

What happens when the fur kids become OAPs? Silver Surfurs? Old age pensionfurs?

Pawnshioners, hem hem.

 

[Rumtytum]

Once they're OAPs they can go to the University of the Furred Age

Absolutely love this

 

[P3LH]

Also there for me is ‘animal guardians’ instead of owners. And those who have an aversion to using the word pet.

 

[MurphysMinder]

Also there for me is ‘animal guardians’ instead of owners. And those who have an aversion to using the word pet.

Pawrents seems to be a popular one too , makes me cringe . What’s wrong with owner

 

[skinnydipper]

Pawrents seems to be a popular one too , makes me cringe . What’s wrong with owner

Pawever, furever, pawson, hooman, furbs, furmummy, furdad, furgirles,

 

[paisley]

Pawrents seems to be a popular one too , makes me cringe . What’s wrong with owner

Could depend on the breed type I suppose? I mean, if you own a whippet you can be referred to as ‘The Money (for vets bills)’ , ‘Perpetual Disappointment (won’t let me do what I want)’ or just ‘Indentured Servant’

 

[Ratface]

Pawever, furever, pawson, hooman, furbs, furmummy, furdad, furgirles,

Yes - I loathe all the above.
Madam Carrie Cat demands that her staff is referred to as The Cat Slave.

 

[CorvusCorax]

I'm just the Food Dispenser.