And who said sellers aren't honest ....

http://www.horsemart.co.uk/AdvertRef/HM8...HorseDetail.asp

What an opening line
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the horse is so cute!!!
the owners of our yard rang up about a horse the other day and the guy who answered the phone said the horse was totally useless could not do anything and many bad words. we reacon he was at the pub a few too many had been drunk...
 
He also happens to be a private AND a trade seller... When he says "sound sound sound" in his description of the skewbald, it makes me think the poor horse definately isn't...
 
I would ask a futune at a diffrent time as viola is fantastic.you wont buy viola for £2000 again so grab yourself a bargain.you name it my boy dose it,allways brings a smile to your face.a safe fun reliable gent.allways gets admires, everyone stops mucking out to see viola ride sound/vicefree

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I would ask a fortune at a differant time as Viola is fantastic. You won't buy Viola for £2000 again so grab yourself a bargain. You name it my boy does it, and will always bring a smile to your face. A safe, fun, reliable gent. Always gets admired, everyone stops mucking out to see Viola being ridden. He is sound/vicefree.

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well.....................it certainley beats the cliche's of "stunning" AND "potential" !!!!!!
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well.....................it certainley beats the cliche's of "stunning" AND "potential" !!!!!!

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Dont you mean "stunink" and "potenshal"??????

A_Friend...There is always something so familiar about these ads...the only thing that changes is the name of the seller....Not that Im a cynic or anything
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I suspect that a name uttered by Bianca on a regular basis would not be far off the mark!
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CM You'd like any grey horse!
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He does actually look like a nice chap!
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Bit too heavy for me though. Not sure I would like him in another colour! That is how shallow I am!!!LOL!!!
 
Like them both. Not a fan of coloured cobs because they aren't my thing but that coloured he has is rather nice indeed.

I agree with Wheezy,not a Lippi. Looks like he might possibly have some ID in him?
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And I'd also def say bigger than 16.1hh, more like 17.1/18hh!!


That one is a rare breed indeed. The only Piebald clydesdale in the whole world!
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Seriously, I'd take a look at them both if I had the money. They both look nice horses. Not the usual mish mash kind that matches the spelling & grammar standard of these types of adverts
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If I couldn't spell, I would type out my advert in Word, spellcheck it and then cut and paste it into the advert application.

I'm sorry - I realise some people do have a problem with words, but I can't abide bad spelling and bad grammar.

Horse is quite nice though - a bit heavy for my liking and I'm sure he must be bigger than 16.1hh unless that rider is particularly tiny.
 
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who said it was a lipizzaner ??? not the advert. think the first one looks a nice sort.

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They have changed the advert. Yesterday it was a lipizanner today it is an ID X, tomorrow a shetland??????
 
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