doodle
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Today started the same as any day. Ie me galloping as fast as I could up the field while shouting hello to everyone. I really think they are very rude not even looking up.
THEN I was brought in at not bringing in time. However a net of haylege was produced so I thought I had better start eating as it would be taken away soon. Mum mutter something about the poo on my head not being suitable attire for being seen in public. Dunno what they was all about. My head was scrubbed clean. My boots and a new rug put on and herself brought haylege net and I was surprised to see we went out the front door and even more surprised to see my wheels there too. Well I almost wet my pants and leapt into my wheels. Haylege net came along but I did start to worry. Last times I have been in my wheels I went to that nasty vet place and I wasnt allowed to come home, and they did nasty things to me that hurt. So I worried a bit.
Well we had barely got going and we stopped again and we were at a very exciting place. There were lots of other horses and Mum said something about being at work. Well I almost wet my pants again. I didnt know what to look at first. Muppet mother realised she hasnt put anything to tie me up to so I got to prat about while she tried to get my saddle on. But when she said stand in themat voice I thought I had better.
Well this is where it gets better. We got to an arena and WELL there were other horses on all sides. So soooooo many people for me to look at and say hello too. I wandered round after herself as she picked up jumps. Now I am not stupid, I am not scared of jump wings when they are stood up but when they lie down clearly the monsters have got to them. So herself actually did something useful there.
Then she took me back outside to the climbing frame. I thought I had better move away from it, just to keep up appearances. I then decided to have a munch of it - very tasty.
We then went back into arena - I really wish she would make up her mind. I then must have done something right as she started patting me like I had done something good. Apparently we had shut the gate after us.
Well I then had a lovely time showing off to everyone. I behaved well enough so that mother thought she was in control but really neither of us were concentrating properly just having a lovely time. I really do think we should have jumped over some of the jumps, I did eye yo a couple and speed up but herself tends to squeak when I do that. Anyway after a while she got her head together and started concentrating which meant I had to so we did a bit of pretty trotting till she decided I had been wonderful enough and we stopped. I then remembered I had forgotten to spook so threw in a quickie just sonahe dosnt relax too much.
Then had a very lovely lady come and stroke me and tell me how beautiful I am so all in all a very good trip out. I hopped back in trailer but wasnt worried this time so didnt need to sweat up and we were home again. I went racing up the field telling everyone where I had been but again, rude, they didnt even look up!
THEN I was brought in at not bringing in time. However a net of haylege was produced so I thought I had better start eating as it would be taken away soon. Mum mutter something about the poo on my head not being suitable attire for being seen in public. Dunno what they was all about. My head was scrubbed clean. My boots and a new rug put on and herself brought haylege net and I was surprised to see we went out the front door and even more surprised to see my wheels there too. Well I almost wet my pants and leapt into my wheels. Haylege net came along but I did start to worry. Last times I have been in my wheels I went to that nasty vet place and I wasnt allowed to come home, and they did nasty things to me that hurt. So I worried a bit.
Well we had barely got going and we stopped again and we were at a very exciting place. There were lots of other horses and Mum said something about being at work. Well I almost wet my pants again. I didnt know what to look at first. Muppet mother realised she hasnt put anything to tie me up to so I got to prat about while she tried to get my saddle on. But when she said stand in themat voice I thought I had better.
Well this is where it gets better. We got to an arena and WELL there were other horses on all sides. So soooooo many people for me to look at and say hello too. I wandered round after herself as she picked up jumps. Now I am not stupid, I am not scared of jump wings when they are stood up but when they lie down clearly the monsters have got to them. So herself actually did something useful there.
Then she took me back outside to the climbing frame. I thought I had better move away from it, just to keep up appearances. I then decided to have a munch of it - very tasty.
We then went back into arena - I really wish she would make up her mind. I then must have done something right as she started patting me like I had done something good. Apparently we had shut the gate after us.
Well I then had a lovely time showing off to everyone. I behaved well enough so that mother thought she was in control but really neither of us were concentrating properly just having a lovely time. I really do think we should have jumped over some of the jumps, I did eye yo a couple and speed up but herself tends to squeak when I do that. Anyway after a while she got her head together and started concentrating which meant I had to so we did a bit of pretty trotting till she decided I had been wonderful enough and we stopped. I then remembered I had forgotten to spook so threw in a quickie just sonahe dosnt relax too much.
Then had a very lovely lady come and stroke me and tell me how beautiful I am so all in all a very good trip out. I hopped back in trailer but wasnt worried this time so didnt need to sweat up and we were home again. I went racing up the field telling everyone where I had been but again, rude, they didnt even look up!
