Anthropomorphism.

[reindeerlover]

Hi all, I got to thinking the other day what my horses would be like if they were human! Came up with the following;

Oscar (big orange ISH, 16yo), is a bit like George Cloony. Handsome but starting to grey around the temples. Very talanted and turns his hand to everything, more of a "man's man", likes the ladies but prefers to go for a beer with the guys. Prefers the intelligent sophisticated lady to the silly pretty type. Has to watch his weight but loves his food so goes to the gym as much as he can. Irish accent, modified since coming over here in case anyone thinks he's a farmer. Catholic values.

Eric (12yo ex-chaser), much more interested in the girls, has frequent changes in partner and they are all pretty and dim. Very athletic and handsome, likes to show off. Has recently changed jobs and although he finds it difficult, he bluffs his way through and everyone says he's exceptional although it's mainly because he's such a good talker. Gets bored with idiots quickly.

Miss Dynamite (5yo ex racer), very pretty. Very Dim. A little like a high school cheerleader, athletic and kind natured but can be a little bitchy to the unpopular folk. Dates the football captain. Not academic finds simple concepts hard to grasp, she will eventually run to fat, work in a supermarket and have 6 kids but for now she is happy (probably because she is pretty and everyone likes her).

Dallas (10yo welsh type pony), she is short and a bit tubby with a HUUUGE bosom, she is single and happy, she lives on a smallholding and has collies and several cats. She was a bit wild in the past and still enjoys frequent liasons. She is often seen walking into town with "unusual" hats on. She manages very well on her own thank you, she does not need company or help but is always friendly if you ask. She loves kids but doesn't have any of her own. She will eventually get herself a husband who is just like her and be very happy.

Madison (6yo tb) is a skinny girl with long straight hair and glasses. She spends lots of time in the library although this is because she is shy, not because she is clever. She is tall and a bit awkward but will be athletic and elegant when she is older. She speaks quietly and writes in her diary. She is not popular with her peers, they think she is a geek. She is kind and pretty under her glasses and odd hair. She will blossom. She is scared of cats, dogs, mice, frogs, the dark, trains and lifts.

Tell me what your horses are like! (ps. sorry for being a fluffy bunny)

 

[criso]

Frankie (8YO ex racer) Teenage boy bright, good looking and athletic, finds thing easy so gets bored quickly. Interested in girls but not sure how to approach them and likely to put them off with a big sloppy kiss when they haven't been introduced yet.
Stays out all night with his mates and rolls in at dawn for breakfast when he then crashes out in his room. Any attempt to wake him will be unsuccessful and at best get you a grumpy look.

Prone to shouting "It's not fair" and stamping a foot if he doesn't get his way and likes to think he's tough however really a big softy

 

[Saucisson]

Haha, this one's easy...................

Small Horse – Rodney Trotter (before he got married)

OH's mare – Margot from “The Good Life”

 

[catdragon]

Bonnie : (12yo Irish Cob)A lovely Irish lady, with a passion for facepacks. Matronly, wants to look after everyone, has a huge bosom and a “wide rear beam”. Very friendly, but chooses her friends wisely and once a friend is made, she is intensely loyal. Can be a bit of a flirt, and a tease and can sometimes be insanely jealous of the “pretty skinny young things”. She is quite capable of “picking up her skirts and running” when the time calls for it, or if indeed she feels the need to, usually when you least expect it, because obviously with her 6th sense she see’s things us mere mortals can’t! Likes to cuddle and give lots of love, on her terms, and has the capacity to hold a grudge if you p**s her off. Generally well meaning with not a bad word to say about anyone but can shout & kick off if she thinks her servants are not quick enough to bring meals!

 

[chickeninabun]

Sandy - 13.2hh 29yo Chestnut mare - A typical firey redhead. She's pretty and has long slender legs. She has a temper to be reckoned with and will lash out at anyone who dares to get too close. She enjoys a bit of fun but really knows her job once she get to work. Will tease all the men but would rather kick them in the goolies than let them get too close!

Molly - 14.3hh 15yo Black HW Mare - She's like a huge black mamma. She has the largest chest and backside you've ever seen. She can be a little shy but when you get to know her she's very kind and will anything she can for you. She's in a nice steady relationship with a hansome chestnut TB. They obviously both prefer the complete opposites of each other!

 

[nikicb]

Tiffany (34 yr old 3/4 TB) - twin set and pearls, plays bridge accompanied by a few G&Ts, thinks she's a lot younger than she is and still flirts with all the eligible young bachelors around (as long as they come from the right background), quite eccentric and likes things done her own way, but popular all the same.

Milligan (18 yr old Sec A) - good looking rogue with a twinkle in his eye, gets away with far more than he should, could charm the back leg off a donkey type - now that he's a bit more mature, possibly a Del Boy.

Raffles - the jury is still out, as we've only had him a week!!

 

[Janah]

Worry (19 yr old Highland x TB) - thinks he's a bit of a lad. Likes going to the pub with his mates tends to drink too much. Now he's older developing bit of a gut. Still fancies his chances with the ladies though a confirmed bachelor as he likes his own way. Loves good food.

 

[Bessieboo]

Bess (11 year old 14.1 cob): Small, friendly and intelligent woman with plenty of "junk in her trunk" which drives the men wild. Very pretty but often overlooked for the sake of thinner women but once tried never forgotten. She lives in a world of her own and only lets the select few in. Takes a long time to trust other people but once gained she is the most loyal and loving friend ever. Real food lover, will try anything once and likes the most unusual things. Loves to be pampered and especially loves to have her long an lucious locks brushed for hours on end. Very cheeky and often takes to misbehaving just for the fun of it but never means any harm. Often likened to Dawn French.

 

[cob1]

Hugo.... a typical hairy teenager! Throws his dummy out of the pram as he doesnt like real work, but doesnt mind a blast round the block in his Golf GTI with his mates! He could do very well if he did his homework (his teacher can see potential) & Doesnt like being too clean! His mum spoils him rotten & to be honest he lives the life of riley - boarding school .... the lot! There may be hope for him yet.................

 

[reindeerlover]

Hahaha, I knew I couldn't possibly be the only one!!

 

[dibbin]

Me and one of my friends once decided that Dylan is a washed up rock star who has anxiety problems due to years of drug abuse (he's a 15yo TBX, with the brain of a particularly scatty full TB lol)