I prefer Tinsel Bum - has more of a ring. I loved the trak stallion who got the (hopefully) appropriate name of 'Magic Balls' when translated from German. You'd think the new owners would have been happy to have magic balls - I would in horse or man - but they were frightfully offended and insisted it meant 'the magic of the ball' like some sort of equine version of Darren Gough or Craig Revell Horwood.
I WANT MAGIC BALLS FOR CHRISTMAS Or even an anus will do as long as I still get the tail